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# :D
Anal beads cure cancer!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# In that case
I am never, ever going to get cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# o_O
never take them out eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Of course I do!
Otherwise they'd be totally pointless :D

(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# HAHA
good good carry on
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# *carries on*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# STOP













carry on
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# i miss mark and lard
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
#
and so was i
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# ghghghghghghghgghghghgh
Musn't ghghghghghgghghghrumble!
(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Get to bed!

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# gah!
i meant in private you filthy boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# *exposes self*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# *hangs keys*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Hahaha
I have been known to do that for fun...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# i'd be mighty impressed if you
could unlock the door.



without using your hands
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# What about aids?
Cured by blowjobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Might get AIDS in that case.
8mm gauge PA ring makes them kind of tricky.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# *shudders
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# 8mm?
Wow, I'm mightily impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Managed to stretch it up last week...
It's interesting because every time I sit on the toilet, there's a massive 'CLANK' when it hits the seat. It's so much bigger that I forget to avoid hitting it.

*edit* I should explain that - it's also 18mm diameter.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# At least now when you use 'I could give you a black eye with my cock' as a put down you'll actually be right.
I'm curious to see what an 8mm there looks like.

Don't worry, don't worry. Just any 8mm there. Not yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Ah right.
You at work? I could find one on BMEzine most likely...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# i too would be quite curious to see
not anybodys though, yours specifically

; )
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Well if you insist... *gets camera*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# i do
*anticipates*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# I should be interested in seeing Aphex looking at Wasted's genital piercings
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# really?
cos i'm so pretty?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# No.
Because *I'm* so pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# no
it just sounded kinky, and you'd probably have a really funny expression
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# like this?
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# hehe possibly!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Those last 3 words have such a sweet cadence
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Indeed
I may pen a haiku
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Heheh
Do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# *clears throat*
Loud clank from men's room
Wasted's genital piercings
And bog seat collide
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# *sobs*
Thass juss bootiful
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# I worry about you
I really do.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# [/:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# I am
I love BME! My tats are all on there I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# My piercings have yet to get on there
because the more private ones are for B_E's eyes only, really.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Well of course
That's normal.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)