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# Good Vibes
I saw the headline and, well...

(ReallyEvilCanine looks like an upside-down question mark with hair, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# :D
Anal beads cure cancer!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# In that case
I am never, ever going to get cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# o_O
never take them out eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Of course I do!
Otherwise they'd be totally pointless :D

(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# HAHA
good good carry on
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# *carries on*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# STOP













carry on
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# i miss mark and lard
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
#
and so was i
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# ghghghghghghghgghghghgh
Musn't ghghghghghgghghghrumble!
(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Get to bed!

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# gah!
i meant in private you filthy boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# *exposes self*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# *hangs keys*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Hahaha
I have been known to do that for fun...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# i'd be mighty impressed if you
could unlock the door.



without using your hands
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# What about aids?
Cured by blowjobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Might get AIDS in that case.
8mm gauge PA ring makes them kind of tricky.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# *shudders
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# 8mm?
Wow, I'm mightily impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Managed to stretch it up last week...
It's interesting because every time I sit on the toilet, there's a massive 'CLANK' when it hits the seat. It's so much bigger that I forget to avoid hitting it.

*edit* I should explain that - it's also 18mm diameter.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# At least now when you use 'I could give you a black eye with my cock' as a put down you'll actually be right.
I'm curious to see what an 8mm there looks like.

Don't worry, don't worry. Just any 8mm there. Not yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Ah right.
You at work? I could find one on BMEzine most likely...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# i too would be quite curious to see
not anybodys though, yours specifically

; )
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Well if you insist... *gets camera*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# i do
*anticipates*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# I should be interested in seeing Aphex looking at Wasted's genital piercings
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# really?
cos i'm so pretty?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# No.
Because *I'm* so pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# no
it just sounded kinky, and you'd probably have a really funny expression
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# like this?
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# hehe possibly!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Those last 3 words have such a sweet cadence
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Indeed
I may pen a haiku
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Heheh
Do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# *clears throat*
Loud clank from men's room
Wasted's genital piercings
And bog seat collide
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# *sobs*
Thass juss bootiful
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# I worry about you
I really do.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# [/:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# I am
I love BME! My tats are all on there I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# My piercings have yet to get on there
because the more private ones are for B_E's eyes only, really.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Well of course
That's normal.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# hehehehe. best story of the day has to be this though:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cambridgeshire/6274044.stm
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# 2nd best i'll think you'll find
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Yeah, read that yesterday. Bless her.
Best quote's right at the end.

'"About 11 years ago I entered a show with some fruit scones. I was the only entrant but I came third." '
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# *falls off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Pisshead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Jealous
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Almost drinking day!
/seldom remembers Saturdays these days blog
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# six day week \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# she's definitely improved this time around then.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Haha
I think there was a link on /talk yesterday to a local website covering the story
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# yeah, highly illogical
have you been on to The Sun, btw?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# He has.
Whoops, I thought you meant was he aware of what was afoot.

I don't know, I'm not his PA.

I wish I was.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# ah right
mind you, with all this pic-stealing, he might need a PA
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# at least i added a token credit
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# you're a gentleman and scholar for doing so, sir!
the cnuts on fark.com were less than complimentary about it...
forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2913940
hell, I never said I was good at photoshopping...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# bastards
it would also appear i can add images to replies
but as yet i can't think of anything subtle enough to get past their vetting radar, tesco value newspaper might be worth a shot, although the hitler icon seems ok, but then again this is the sun.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# hahahaha, you'll be wanting a picture of piers morgan then
or abu hamza
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Surely you'd be more suited to being his ma
rather than his pa.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# naw, you wouldn't like it...
I pay too much and the perks are amazing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# He he, yes, I have, thanks fella things are 'in hand'
appreciate all the help/notice that the b3tans have taken over it, been great of all of them to let me know.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# I heard about that last night
On Sky, before Two Pints came on.

I felt really bad for her.

I almost wet the bed because I was laughing so much, however.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# hahaha!
LEARN TO BAKE WOMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# I kept reading this as
Vibrator
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# pfft
anyone else hear about that Orbo thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# seems to have gone quiet again.
I want to see this scam in full, dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)