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# Ok mini board event time... the theme is Tesco Value Terrorism
We clearly breed some pretty shite terrorists given recent events but given the b3ta consists of a bunch of sociopathic onanists with soft palms and strong right forearms I reckon we can probably do worse... So let's see some photos of you being a shitty, shitty terrorist.

Rules:
1.) bonus points for originality
2.) bonus points for looking RAWK!
3.) bonus points for effort
4.) materials that are close to hand only
5.) the judges decision is final, unless you are ted bundy in which case we may negotiate
6.) sexy terrorists are encouraged
7.) bonus points for getting other people joining in
8.) have fun, you fucking cunts
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:58, archived)
# effort 1
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)
# first...i'll need an army!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:03, archived)
# haha. I have to be exempt from this right?

www.flickr.com/photos/zootcadillac/sets/919487/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:05, archived)
# noone is exempt
noone... just make sure you do something laughably incompetent with them
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:09, archived)
# hehe. I'd be in more trouble
than you could possibly imagine if she caught me rooting in the attic for guns at 2am in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:11, archived)
# The whole point is not to get caught whilst rooting for guns at 2am in the morning
other wise they wake up and you loose the weapon of suprise
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)
# haha.
If you see me on Sky News under siege from the Tac aid division then I'd better win.
My demands would be " I'm not giving up until Lemony declares me winnar! Ball's in your court you filthy infidels! "
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:06, archived)
# Good effort... a little too organised for my liking though, you might actually hurt someone
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:08, archived)
# only myself
Crap I ment to hold the rifle the wrong way
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:09, archived)
# In some ways, that makes this perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:11, archived)
# I'm terrible at being a terrible terrorist
Damn my honed killer instincts
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:12, archived)
# make an entry, g'wan...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:27, archived)
# Oh dear...
A Relum...
Oh dear...
(backs away, sadly shaking head)
(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:32, archived)
# you knew that from the picture?
*backs away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:33, archived)
# Yup!
Fear my knowledge of crap weapons!
(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:39, archived)
# i spy a wii
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:47, archived)
# yes you do
Going to buy the new resident evil with some of my comic money
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:50, archived)
# Surely I get max points for effort!

*it was to hand as mentioned in rules*
(I helped save b3ta! philiphunter is liable to flooding, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:09, archived)
# hahaha
I like
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:11, archived)
# I'll do it later
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)
# winner
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:37, archived)
# It's replies like that one that make me miss your old sig.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:53, archived)
# which was?
I honestly dont remember.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 3:24, archived)
# Comedy genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 3:32, archived)
# hmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:16, archived)
# haha
that certainly puts the fear of allah up me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)
# I think using a Carlisle United scarf as a turban
qualifies you for an instant jihad
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)
# boom...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:26, archived)
# you get the missus's vote
(I helped save b3ta! Krog3r has acquired some deceant lurkage, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:53, archived)
# Tesco Value Terrorist You Say!

(I helped save b3ta! philiphunter is liable to flooding, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)
# also doubles as a handy mummy costume
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)
# that's a terrifying looking anaesthetist
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)
# If you do not adhere to our demands...

...loss of body parts will begin!
(I helped save b3ta! philiphunter is liable to flooding, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:38, archived)
# how very rare!
I have both of those items ( but currently on separate desks )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:43, archived)
# See I can be a bad terrorist really
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)
# Hoorah
classic!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)
# Haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:30, archived)
# FIRE IN THE HOLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:27, archived)
# that looks surprisingly dangerous
and also like most of the entries to the robot one... woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)
# are you harboring a dirty secret?
(I helped save b3ta! philiphunter is liable to flooding, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:32, archived)
# A couple, yeah.
Any one in particular?
For the record, i was no where near london. My good friend Osama can vouch for the fact i was with him all week.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:35, archived)
# I shall kill myself!!!
but I only have a toy gun.




fail.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:30, archived)
# Ooooh
i want this wallpaper sized.
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:42, archived)
# really?
what size would you like?



(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:46, archived)
# 1280 x 1024?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:48, archived)
#
www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/toy1280.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:51, archived)
# haha!
That looks braw on mah desktop, cheers!

and goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:55, archived)
# you really want one of these
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:48, archived)
# Nnno i don't
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:50, archived)
# oh bugger.
must have been this one.

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:57, archived)
# thats sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 3:03, archived)
# oops.
RARR I'll burn your embassies!


Click for bigger (64KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha...
If only all terrorists realised they should stick their heads in polythene bags!
(I helped save b3ta! philiphunter is liable to flooding, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:45, archived)
# It is so very fail
on so many levels it has become genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:47, archived)
# *fires up photo booth
begs missus to join in
(I helped save b3ta! Krog3r has acquired some deceant lurkage, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:51, archived)
# is that a simple minds video on teh telly?
please say it aint as that would be too geeky, even for me.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:54, archived)
# naa
something about this kid who was like 100 pounds at 2 years old
(I helped save b3ta! Krog3r has acquired some deceant lurkage, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:57, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:55, archived)
# I fear for her eyebrows
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:55, archived)
# hahaha!
top horn
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:58, archived)
# :(

tesco value nail pencil bomb


was meant to shake the bottle up to make lots of fizz... and fire nails for carnage! but did'nt have any nails, and i got thirsty :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 3:03, archived)
# Pasanonic wins this hands down
so why the fuck is it 3.08 and you're the top thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 3:06, archived)