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# What a bizarre woman.
She's a teen to the shoulders and then has an old woman's face and hunch.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Paper bag and jobs a good 'un
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Also
no one looks at the fireplace when they are poking the fire
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)
# unless the mantle piece is spectacularly crafted
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Or if the mantlepiece is also.. on
... fire...

I got lost in my own analogy
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:27, archived)
# something about a disco?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)
# or
the smoke is hurting their eyes
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
# and your point is?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Just don't let them turn round
Is what I say.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# That's
what an arse hole is for
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# I noticed she has an oddly shaped head
but I didn't want to say nuffing or nuffing.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# but she has very, very nice legs
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
# I thought she had 4 legs at first
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Just up from the man's knee
on the underside of his thigh, (the one the girl's sitting on)is that a minge hidden away?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:26, archived)
# I don't know what that is
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
# you really need to get out more.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Well I read the thing about her having 4 legs
I went to have another look, and there it was!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:30, archived)
# That she does
but they'd be more suited to stockings or the like.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Yes, it is odd.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:27, archived)