nope
I got an appointment at the dole office tomorrow at 9, so staying awake to look suitable bum like
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:12,
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add a bit
of stella for that stale beer smell and you're laughing!
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:17,
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top tips
I'll have my own council flat before you know it. Fuck this 'work' malarky
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:18,
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my body parts
have plotted against me from an early age, kind of like a "how not to do it" of human perfection
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:26,
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it's quite fun, really
i can hammer a nail into my foot and not feel it, plus i can keep one eye still and make the other roll up into my skull so i look like a half-zombie. great for scaring the kids!
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:29,
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Oh my dear friend!
We are each of us perfect and complete in our own way!
Well, except you, obviously.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:35,
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Well, except you, obviously.
it's my lack of perfection
that makes me so perfect. that and the fact that i look like a pink snowman with huge boobs.
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Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:37,
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