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# Best. LOL. Ever.
'Ning peeps!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 7:53, archived)
# 'ningles
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 7:53, archived)
# Morning Laird Sexy Draws
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 7:56, archived)
# 'Ning you all
I'm only on for a while this morning because I am going to the bookshop later and have to be there by 10
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:01, archived)
# I have to be at the Job centre to pretend to be looking for work at 9
during the summer months as an Student I'm only working 10 hours a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA you're such a joker!
What? You're serious?

:P

/not woken up yet
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:03, archived)
# Hahaha,
I just realised it was you
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:05, archived)
# Yeah I was waiting for Dave to reply to something
so I could tell force ask him using a sharpened pair of starched underwear to change me in his profile
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:06, archived)
# I'll do it now
You name changer you
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:07, archived)
# Blame him:
www.b3ta.com/board/7384144
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:08, archived)
# done
cock smuggler
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:09, archived)
# Thhaaaaannnkkkk yooooouuuuuuuuu
Mesa now have a b3ta name okeyday
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:10, archived)
# *shoots jarr jarr sounding person with darts*
*fingers in ears*
la la la la la Episode one never happened
la la la la la not listening
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:15, archived)
# What is this?
Lots of lol day?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:17, archived)
# Would seem so
What have I missed? Who the hell are you?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:19, archived)
# The Great Architect persuaded me to change my username to Bonnie Langford
I was Heavy Hindenburg

Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:23, archived)
# Heavy Hindenburg!
I see, fair enough. All sorted then!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:26, archived)
# I was going to change it to Samsung
But I was persuaded otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:31, archived)
# No really, I'm pretending really hard that I want a full time career
for two fucking Months! Seriously whats the point? Why not just let me get council tax exemption between an HNC and a Degree?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:07, archived)
# I have one word for you.
Benefit fraud!

No, that won't work*

*because it's two words
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:09, archived)
# Technically its what I am doing
I can't afford to pay council tax so I have to say I am unemplyed when I am actually a student. But in a round about grey way I'm not breaking anylaws just using the system as it wasn't intended.
At least I'm not a pregnent smack addict living off the state, just a poor student type that's in a bit of a finacial bother between courses.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:11, archived)
# Ah that's clever
If you don't go down for it we'll all be here backing you up.

If you do, however, we will deny everything and leave you to your grisly fete*.

*May contain reference to Hot Fuzz
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:14, archived)
# just get your crayons out and set up stall as a pavement scribbler
draw lots of portraits of you.


/i was robbed blog.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:13, archived)
# Joe Public would love that
But his mrs Martha Public is a cow
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:14, archived)
# Don't diss the name Martha
It hits a nerve
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:15, archived)
# She hit me in the face with a rock!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:16, archived)
# Well my Martha wouldn't have done
Martha Fawcett is the best kind of Martha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:17, archived)
# thought that said Fucwit for a second
was going to comment on the unfortunate sounding name. But alas now I can not.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:18, archived)
# You just did
you Fucwit
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:19, archived)
# Ning chaps
and chappettes where appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 7:55, archived)
# My chapettes are always inappropriate
Thank you :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 7:59, archived)
# ding dong
*Drops monocle into martini*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:10, archived)
# Ooh, the 'LOL', oh, you like that huh...I made it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall by maself.
(my sig will explain all)


(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 7:58, archived)
# I love a good lol
Irrespective of who made it!

(Well done Yemen)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:01, archived)
# Well, I gave him the idea reeeeeeeeaaaaaallllllllllllllly, and I instructed him in the fine arts of 'makin dee tings', as well as pronounciation.
We also share recipes from time to time.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:03, archived)
# You can get ill from that
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:04, archived)
# Yes, his recipes are magnificently grotesque....'Chips with Gravel'....wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:07, archived)
# That made me chuckle a large amount
I like the fact that you made it up and pretended to be confused by his (your own) thinking

I'll stop being Frasier now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:11, archived)
# Oooh, no, no..you be 'Frasier', I'll be the population of Peru..
Wallla, walla, walla!
BURN DEE HEEDUN! BURN HE GOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:13, archived)
# No, I'm sure theres a very rational way of combatting the brute stance of your society
Daphne! Hold him off! *runs off wailing*

*martin removes mask* "Hahaha we got him good!"

Eddit: WOOF!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:16, archived)
# *Eddie the Dog does something funny and dog like*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:17, archived)
# I refuse to pet you, Eddie.
*checks if no-one's looking*
*gives in*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:18, archived)
# *Mr T appears wearing nothing but a chestnut over his massive manhood*
"Hmmmm...uuuughh...I piddy the foo' who don't like ma chesnut..Huuuuuuuurr"
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:20, archived)
# Mr T is Hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:21, archived)
# He is?
Now I'm totally confused...
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:22, archived)
# Only got one nut
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:23, archived)
# You do? Would you care to dance?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:25, archived)
# Yes, here
www.b3ta.com/board/7383584
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:28, archived)
# I..err....Woaah, is that the time..shit, I forgot..I have...to..ermm..pray..to my god..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:30, archived)
# I thought you loved me!
*wails*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:39, archived)
# When the barber was cutting my mohawk in it was all down to the front for a bit
and wet, I shouted "I pity da foo!" she just looked plain shocked and the other barber laughed for about 5 minutes, and kept asking how i knew about the A-Team. I wasn't aware that it was a national Secret.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:22, archived)
# Ahhahha.
Also, I read 'barber' as 'badger'...for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:28, archived)
# 'E done teached me roight!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:04, archived)
# Cor blimey, I certoinly did, I did, tip-tip, chin-chin...off we go to fight the Hun.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:06, archived)