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# Ooh ooh I want that!
Do you mind me asking who's doing it and how much?
Oh, prescription makes a difference too doesn't it?
And if you can just give me your cock size and pin number that's about all I need.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# his cock size IS his pin number
0.002


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Measured in miles?

EDIT: Crikey - 126 inches! *eyes water*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
HE'S not 126 inches . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# OW!
you might've taken it out before you shook it . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
#
I'm getting it done with Ultralase... they aren't the cheapest, but I personal;ly know people who have had it done with them and they are very pleased. It's costing about a grand per eye o_O, but luckily they do a 'pay monthly over a zillion years' finance shceme. I pay monthly for my contact lenses now anyway, so that doesn't bother me.

They can treat people with pretty bad eyesight... i'm -2.5 in each eye and the lady said that was really quite mild on their scale.

Cock = 1 inch when fully erect. PIN = 1234
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# wide? or circumference?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# its 6 inches wide, 1 inch long.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# trying to put the condom on
the wrong way round again?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# aww, 'the lady'
FLIPPIN 'ECK though, a grand an eye!!
I'm -1.5 in each so might wait a while to see if they get any worse. Thanks for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# What happens there?
After you've had the surgery, do your eyes continue to get worse? Do you have more surgery or have to put up with glasses?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# No, I mean my eyesight isn't that bad.
If I forget my glasses or contacts I can get by at work.
It just might be prudent for me to wait a few years to see if they get any worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)