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# For Wildyles
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# CHEESE!
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Richard Cheese?
I love him.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# who?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Youtube it, my friend.
He's a genius.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# i will tonight
but if it's rubbish
i shall hunt you down
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Sexy chases!
Bring your sailor suit!
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# i'd have to hire one in
can't i just bring my hammer?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Phwoar.
And your Yorkshire accent.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# I can do the yorkshire accent if you like
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# you're insatiable!
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Get yourself a strap on beard
and I'll see you on the moors.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# I think it's all awww and lovely
Mr and Mrs B3tan being all happy *sigh*
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# that too :)
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# too
fantastic to woo.

HUZZAH! great and woderous stuff VV!
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# you're too good at this
*bows*
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# COR!
Brilliumpt!


(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# That is bloody ace.
Those looks like my glasses.... until the 26th of July when I won't have to wear them anymore.

/laser eye surgery blog
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# ooooooh!
good luck with that n'stuff
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# cheers. I can't say i'm looking forward to them slicing a portion of my eye out
but no pain no gain!
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# A guy I work with
said you can smell your own eyeball burning when they do it.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Does it make you hungry?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# I prefer eyeballs medium rare.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# yum yum yum
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# tis true
Mrs Savoury had it done
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Really? Cor!
Even more sexiness! *faints*
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Ooh ooh I want that!
Do you mind me asking who's doing it and how much?
Oh, prescription makes a difference too doesn't it?
And if you can just give me your cock size and pin number that's about all I need.
Thanks.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# his cock size IS his pin number
0.002


(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Measured in miles?

EDIT: Crikey - 126 inches! *eyes water*
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
HE'S not 126 inches . . .


(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# *shakes fist*
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# OW!
you might've taken it out before you shook it . . .


(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
#
I'm getting it done with Ultralase... they aren't the cheapest, but I personal;ly know people who have had it done with them and they are very pleased. It's costing about a grand per eye o_O, but luckily they do a 'pay monthly over a zillion years' finance shceme. I pay monthly for my contact lenses now anyway, so that doesn't bother me.

They can treat people with pretty bad eyesight... i'm -2.5 in each eye and the lady said that was really quite mild on their scale.

Cock = 1 inch when fully erect. PIN = 1234
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# wide? or circumference?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# its 6 inches wide, 1 inch long.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# trying to put the condom on
the wrong way round again?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# aww, 'the lady'
FLIPPIN 'ECK though, a grand an eye!!
I'm -1.5 in each so might wait a while to see if they get any worse. Thanks for that.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# What happens there?
After you've had the surgery, do your eyes continue to get worse? Do you have more surgery or have to put up with glasses?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# No, I mean my eyesight isn't that bad.
If I forget my glasses or contacts I can get by at work.
It just might be prudent for me to wait a few years to see if they get any worse.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Who?
Great work as usual m'lady
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# me!
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Cor, thankyou!
I am really chuffed with that!!
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# You're welcome
:)
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you, *hugs Ivv's leg*
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# OUT
standing!!
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# [very expressive faces, very expressive vector...
...top drawer!]
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# I like it
Sharp detail, nice background. Is it dusk?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)