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# hello Mighty Nibus
I'm covered in wine, amongst other things.

But why are you covered in dust?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# you're still covered in wine?
it'll stain if you don't rinse it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# too late I fear
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# You must bathe
in wine of the opposite colour
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# whilst being video'd for the european market.

5. Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Shhh!
Don't reveal the secret plan!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# you'd best get out of those previously wet clothes
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# I'd love to
I don't like wearing yesterday's clothes, let alone yesterdays wine-stained clothes.

However, being at work prevents me rectifying the situation, sadly
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# need a hand
licking it off?

and is it red or white?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# red
Merlot, I believe, but I'm no expert in these matters.

(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# meh good enough
*gets a lickin'*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# I am cleaning out my late mum's house
in the sunny Languedoc

in order of quantity, we have found

1. dust
2. firewood
3. candles
4. cash
5. haricots
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Oh yes, a dusty business, that, for sure
Similar dustiness was experienced while clearing out my late mum's house recently too.

Zero haricots, however.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)
# We found a fuckoffingly big ancient firework when clearing out my grandad's
STOP! Panic Time!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Excellent!
Best thing we found was a porcelain gentleman's bedpan thing.

wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# In my grandad's house, we found:
1)Cactii
2)Wood.

(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# waste of good wine, that
Especially if it mixes with the dust. Ruined, it'll be. Ruined.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)