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# another golden oldie...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Kermit!
*gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# handy
hello b3ta

I am covered in dust
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# what kind of dust?

could it be carcinogenic?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# hello Mighty Nibus
I'm covered in wine, amongst other things.

But why are you covered in dust?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# you're still covered in wine?
it'll stain if you don't rinse it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# too late I fear
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# You must bathe
in wine of the opposite colour
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# whilst being video'd for the european market.

5. Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Shhh!
Don't reveal the secret plan!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# you'd best get out of those previously wet clothes
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# I'd love to
I don't like wearing yesterday's clothes, let alone yesterdays wine-stained clothes.

However, being at work prevents me rectifying the situation, sadly
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# need a hand
licking it off?

and is it red or white?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# red
Merlot, I believe, but I'm no expert in these matters.

(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# meh good enough
*gets a lickin'*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# I am cleaning out my late mum's house
in the sunny Languedoc

in order of quantity, we have found

1. dust
2. firewood
3. candles
4. cash
5. haricots
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Oh yes, a dusty business, that, for sure
Similar dustiness was experienced while clearing out my late mum's house recently too.

Zero haricots, however.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)
# We found a fuckoffingly big ancient firework when clearing out my grandad's
STOP! Panic Time!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Excellent!
Best thing we found was a porcelain gentleman's bedpan thing.

wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# In my grandad's house, we found:
1)Cactii
2)Wood.

(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# waste of good wine, that
Especially if it mixes with the dust. Ruined, it'll be. Ruined.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Covered in blood for me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# are you preparing placenta for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# hell no

Inuit babies
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# or is the dust covered in YOU?
/Thinkaboutit blog
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# that's the problem doc, i can't sit down.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I have no arse
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Kermy?
Haaaaaai-yah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Is it wrong that I used to have a crush on Miss Piggy?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# No.
You're talking to the woman who fancies Predator.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)
# With the mask on, obviously. I'm not odd or owt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Smart!
*Gets back to deviant fantasies*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Lots of women are attracted to powerful blokes.
A bird I knew used to fancy Darth Vader.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Darth's hawt!
it's the breathing

*swoons*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# haha!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)