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# O_O
Best one I ever got was from a company that had turned me down before, offering me a free man's watch if I took out their card. I wrote 'I'm a girl. What the hell would I want with a cheap and tacky man's watch? Write to me again and I'll sue you out of business' on the application form and sent it back in their pre-paid envelope. I've never heard from them again.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Pre-paid envelopes
are for taping to bricks before posting.

Or old washing machines or whatever. They have to pay for the weight of the mail as well as the size nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# ^ this is 100% true
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# :D
I'm doing this next time they offer me a platinum card
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# This was before that
I'm on mail preference these days so don't get any junk at all. It's brilliant!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Yeah
we've got that. And phone preference. It's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# I've signed up to Pizza Menu, Curry Menu, Chinese Menu, Kleeneze catalogue, Double-Glazing leaflets, Estate Agents Free Valuations Leaflets, Charity Bag through-your-letterbox-Preference
it doesn't work though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# i put a little sign on my letterbox
it has reduced the flow to a trickle

but it makes me look like a miserable cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Well you know why that is, don't you.....
Only joking kiddo, you're a precious little sunbeam and you light up my life like a flaming tent full of students.

MWA
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# 0_0
that makes you look like a miserable cunt?

I thought of doing the same, but didn't for the same reason

edit: there was an occasion, I was on my drive when the free paper delivery bot turned up and I asked him to put it straight into the recycling box, which was open next to him.

He did!

what a dick
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Still get all those 'To Occupant' ones
I feel like putting them back in the post marked 'not known at this address'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# I do!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Fight the power!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Haha
When I get credit card application forms I like to see how much other stuff i can fit in their prepaid envelopes. Usually as much newspaper as i can (usually requires sellotape to close). But I have while eating my breakfast, filled one with muesli and another with a perfectly nibbled piece of toast. I should probably get out more.
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# You can quite legitimately
just tape the pre-paid envelope to a parcel.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# *makes mental note to do this later*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# I hope you nibbled the toast into the word CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# hehe
I imagine them opening up the envelope full of muesli and think its some sort of lumpy ricin
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)