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# Or work on constructing a tea reservoir.
Yes, a lake of steaming hot tea that can be piped into your home. Just open the tea spigot and enjoy fresh, natural hot tea the way nature intended it.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Yes, forget optimising
Do this instead. Now. Come on, hurry!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# *opens spigot*
*releases yellowish fluid*
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# NO CONTAMINATION OF THE FONT OF ETERNAL TEA
Punishable by death and pointylaughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# WARNING
eternaltea.ttf seems to be corrupted
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Oooooohhhh
You do know the sexy words and the order in which to say them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# It's the order in which to say them that always gets me
No wonder they all think I'm full of gibberish.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Psst
In response to down there:

The burstee was the only one that knew. The rest were just called on set to find all the cameras covered in protective film and told to 'react'!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Didn't they use real entrails and blood too?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# I had no idea!
That's incredible!!

I've got an idea - flash me with the cameras rolling, and I'll give it an honest reaction!
It's so crazy, it just might work!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# you do know that that is utter bollocks, don't you?
john hurt was rigged to a huge sfx device
there was no way the actors could NOT know what was going to happen
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Wasn't it the real blood and guts that shocked them?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# That woulda stunk somethin' 'orrible!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Haha, ^ this =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# But not as we know it
I certainly have landed on a strange planet , I think I like it
(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Don't go shagging all the alien females now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Spoilsport!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# He needs to leave some for others!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# spigot?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# *rubs thighs* ooohhhhh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Yes.

I was trained in the art by Stephen Fry. I must have missed the lessons on gaying it all up though.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# He's one of them sexy gay men.
the ones where you wish they weren't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# *goes to make a cup o' tea*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# *wishes she was still in bed being fed pints of tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)