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# SkUGatworkosaurus
ARGH I ONLY HAVE MSN PAINT AT WORK, shhh i'm on the bosses computer...


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(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# it's nice that your boss lets you be on his computer
but shouldn't he/she/it/them provide you a chair?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# TJ
The media attention is getting too much for him, so lets get our story on an internationally read news page
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# he wears pony coats to protect him from the rain?!
what kind of pansy is he?!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Viola tricolor hortensis
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# "Samson's size does not put off his neighbour, Jack"
heh

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# GIVE THAT DOG SOME AMPHETAMINES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# I AM YOUR BOSS AND I AM ON YOUR COMPUTOR.
YOU ARE FIRED.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# I am YOUR boss and I am on YOUR COMPUTOR!
YOU ARE FIRED!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# IT IS 11:15PM. THIS IS AN INVASION OF PRIVACY AND I'M GONNA SUE YOUR ASS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# HAH!
that's telling me!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# I iz yr bozz
Firin' all yo ass
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# I is ur boss
firing in ur arse?
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# i iz ur boss
firin' all ova ur ass?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Very quick and very dirty

/why I don't do this more often blog
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# I've fired two people in the last 6 months and my boss is calling me 'the grim reaper'.
Apparently they've only fired two people in the last three years, throughout the entire company.

And they wonder why nobody takes the management seriously.

I only fire people if they're completely taking the piss, and even then I won't do it if they're funny. I'm seriously wondering how the fuck they're still in business. I was called 'softie' at my last job.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Fascist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# maybe someone fucked up firing someone at some point
and a shitstorm occured
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# No, they're more than happy to make things really uncomfortable for people until they leave. I've heard all about it and I really disagree with that kind of thing.
That shit is disrespectful.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# eek "constructive dismissial"
that also can result in an impressive lawsuit

that the company loses

sounds like you really got management blight
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# the unfortunate end to your career in porn....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# I'm your boss.
And so's my wife!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Ah. Nice SkUGasaurus.
In other news, not content with crappy SMSs Vodafone are now calling me direct on my mobile with their crappy sales pitches. FUCK OFF! I don't care if you're my service provider, this is an unsolicited call! Don't call me again! And Fuck off!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)