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# Zombification
Done to irritate a 'mature' female co-worker who fancies this guy who looks about 12 years old and frankly young enough to (almost) be her grandson.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# i don't get it.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# try internet pr0ns
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Is there a difference?



hm, nope. Can't see any.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# That's a boy?
Looks like a lesbian. A french lesbian.

Zombification= vast improvement.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# I couldn't tell either
Zombification is usually an improvement
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# i think it's paolo nutini
or whatever his name is

edit: internet research
www.paolonutini.com/category/2/
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Who whatty?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# he's a little singer boy
from glasgow
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Kill him for me, would you love?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# right on it boss
*dons ninja gear and fetches longbow and poison tipped arrows*
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# paolo nutini sounds like an italian icecream
you know, with all nuts in
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# makes me think of nutella
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# I assumed it was the woman at first.
Mostly because it looks like Tracy Emin.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Ah, Hirsute Hetty. Bless her.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# tracey emin does have a face like satans arse
but she's got a cracking cleavage
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# yes
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# You're not wrong!
I like her.

'No, you're the ugly cunts'
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# nobody expects
the reverend jesse custard!
or at least, a damn good interpretation thereof.
still think a cdc would've been more apt.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Who is he, anyway?
I'd never heard of the little bastard until today.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Let's just say
that he was onto the zombification tutorial a few years before you.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# I think he means Paulo Nutini
not Rev Jesse Custard
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# I wasn't asking who Jesse Custard was
But who the little shitbag in my post was, as I really have no idea. I gather he's a whiny little singer, or something.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# yet you managed to find a decent source pic of him
so my guess is you know exactly who he is, but want to appear cool and aloof by pretending you don't


frankly, it's pathetic :)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# pah
i never used tutorials for zombies :o)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# I don't like seeing people get posted on the internet when they don't know about it.
She'll probably be mortified by this thread.

Especially if you send it to this 12 year old she fancies.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# She barely knows how to email
She'll never see this site.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# very nicely done
:o)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)