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# '.....I am a chameleon, and as such, am not a registered doctor'
'so that smear I gave you was entirely for my own benefit'.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# DrZaarlon Approves Of This Mental Image
[*purvs*]
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Reminds me of an old cartoon...
Two gynaecologists in a celebrities' ward offering fingers to each other...
First doctor: "Demi Moore"
Second doctor: "Jordan"
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Gynecologist to his wife upon being late for supper:
"Sorry luv - I was up to my elbows in it today! Had Jordan in for her yearly checkup!"


badum...




tish!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# :D
You would have to, out of curiousity.

Just a little sniff. Otherwise you wouldn't know!

And I do so hate not knowing.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# o_0
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Come on, you'd have a little sniff.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fucking hell am I the only one who thinks this is hilarious?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
# I can tell YOU'VE never had a spurious smear test!
;)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Spurious Smear
is a great name for a band.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# My old band's EP was called
Angelica Huston's Gynaecological Inferno.

No, I don't know either.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# I lol'd!!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# That beats my
Shit Kebab with Eczema EP by some distance.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Nope, I'm well aware of my untapped genius.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)