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# when a mummy b3tan and a daddy b3tan love each other very much
they flim rape... which is an olde english expression dating back to before the internet when p0rn was only available on VHS, DVD or in a printed format... or on the radio...
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# mmmm... radioporn
long time since I heard a mimsy plugged on the wireless.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# that damp squelch in glorious quadrophonic sound
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# *queefs*
aahhhhh
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)
# And now on Radio 4, book at bed time...
Ashley Blue was standing at the bus stop wondering why the bus was sooo late, she really needed to get to her hot friends house NOW, and she was just thinking she'd be prepared to do almost anything to get there when Mike Long turned up driving his shiney new red car!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:32, archived)
# I read that as..
rapehorn.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:46, archived)
# you're as bad as freebs
this place is worse than crack
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# come again?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# no thank you
I've just eaten
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Brother Freebs.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)
# would you like a slice of chilled poultry?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)
# no thanks - I'm trying to give it u...
go on then - can't hurt

*it hurts*

edit - how rude, would you like a shot on my crack pipe?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)
# i thought you were trying to go cold turkey
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# yeah
I was... but it turns out I am weak and pathetic. Still managed longer than Freebs (almost a week).

Will try again next week, and possibly later tody.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)