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[challenge entry] Now in colour


sorry I couldn't be arsed to put Kermit over Tim Robbins....

From the Muppets do the Movies challenge. See all 582 entries (closed)

(Mungo Shuntbox says 'bumtitwilly' when it's, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)
# WOW THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)
# ITS IN COLOR THIS TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# this
and also this
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)
# tell you what
go say how wonderful my picture was last night

b3ta.com/board/7400066

to make up for it.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# neato
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)
# 300% better than the above
Well done!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)
# AGAIN AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)
# What the hell are you doing?
*gets out rape-fliming kit*

'Ning peeps!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)
# what's rape-fliming?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# drop ya pants and i'll show ya
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# It's what you type when you're an idiot
Who doesn't check first. Damnit!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# YOU DON'T KNOW? AHHHAHAHAHA!
You are so innocent, like bambi.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)
# exactly like bambi.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)
# HE EVEN HAS THE VAGINA OF A DEER.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)
# FUCKING 0WND.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)
# wasn't Bambi male?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)
# he has it in a little box around his little neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# NO
DIDN'T YOU EVEN WATCH THE FUCKING MOVIE,

SEE THIS: typolis.net/static/missandlady/images/bambi01.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP PARENT NAMES A BOY BAMBI? THIS IS CRUELTY TO ANIMALS.
MAYBE MANBI.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Bam being idiot for girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)
# YOU SOUND LIKE YOU FEEL THREATENED BY MY AWESOME.
YOU SHOULD.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Like happy slapping
But involving an orgasm
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)
# in order to prevent sexual assaults
many young western women wear a thin sheet of cling-film across their genital openings.

The application of these preventatives is termed "rape-filming"
Get to fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# But he was asking about rape fliming
You know nothing
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)
# I know many things
but how to read accurately in the morning is not one of the things.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:30, archived)
# And knowing how to type accurately is not one of mine!
:-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)
# hurrah!
*starts club*
*makes badges*
*checks first batch of 1000*
*notices typo*
*swears*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Living room lol!
(stifled because hubby's still asleep)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)
# go wake the fucker up
it'sd not fair that people can be asleep when i'm not
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)
# He was on late shift last night
So I figure I'll let him kip a while. Then let the dogs upstairs to jump on him
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Hello, China?
I HAVE AN ISSUE.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)
# when a mummy b3tan and a daddy b3tan love each other very much
they flim rape... which is an olde english expression dating back to before the internet when p0rn was only available on VHS, DVD or in a printed format... or on the radio...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# mmmm... radioporn
long time since I heard a mimsy plugged on the wireless.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# that damp squelch in glorious quadrophonic sound
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# *queefs*
aahhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)
# And now on Radio 4, book at bed time...
Ashley Blue was standing at the bus stop wondering why the bus was sooo late, she really needed to get to her hot friends house NOW, and she was just thinking she'd be prepared to do almost anything to get there when Mike Long turned up driving his shiney new red car!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:32, archived)
# I read that as..
rapehorn.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:46, archived)
# you're as bad as freebs
this place is worse than crack
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# come again?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# no thank you
I've just eaten
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Brother Freebs.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)
# would you like a slice of chilled poultry?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)
# no thanks - I'm trying to give it u...
go on then - can't hurt

*it hurts*

edit - how rude, would you like a shot on my crack pipe?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)
# i thought you were trying to go cold turkey
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# yeah
I was... but it turns out I am weak and pathetic. Still managed longer than Freebs (almost a week).

Will try again next week, and possibly later tody.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)
# 'ningles dingles!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# This looks familliar!!!!!
What the hell? Why repost in a new thread?

Edit: Good Morning Everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)
# good morning to you
and indeed, to all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)
# YOU STOLE MY IDEA
YOU STOLE MY PICTURE,
YOU REPOSTED IT THREE TIMES AND SAID IT WAS IN COLOUR,
IT WAS ALWAYS IN COLOR,
WHAT THE FUCK?
WHY ARE YOU RIPPING ME OFF?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)
# IM GOING TO SUE YOU SO HARD YOUR ASS WITH GOATSE ITSELF INTO A SHIT VORTEX.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)
# johnny2 stole my idea!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# hah this
yeah I was gonna stick muppets on that film damn
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)
# i am confused
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# me to0
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# o0ps
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)
# yeS
o0ps
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)
# I know - why does that bloke look so much like Sting?
It's not Sting except, to my eyes, he looks similar to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# B&
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)
# B?
Q?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# H?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# B&B&B&O
B&O
B&O
B&B&B&O

/music man
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)
# So are born a twat, some become a twat
Some have twatiness thrust upon them.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)
# i don't get twats thrust upon me anywhere near enough
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# you're just pissing people off by constantly deleting threads
just use the Edit button. It lets you change the code without fucking the board off.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# if he's doing it on purpose, its hilarious
it seems to be too fucking stupid to be a joke however so, fuck this guy.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)
# It's not hilarious
Especially if it's on purpose
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)
# this is no place for intentional hilarity.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# meh
out of interest

why are the SHIFT HOLDING FOLKS still about? Aren't they normally being care-in-the-communitied by this time?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)
# good question
it's gone 9am, they should have already fucked off
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)
# conan is an aligator.
mod edit: too big
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)
# THIS IS A GOODFILE. KEEP DOWNLOADING THOSE GOODFILES.
KEEP ON TRUCKIN'.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)
# *AFRAIDS*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)
# this clip goes great with Weisses Fleisch
just so you know
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# I CANT SLEEP.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# I'm sorry to hear that.
Would you like some advice as to how to get to sleep or are you just going to ride it out?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)
# IM GOING TO BED AFTER SOME POPSICLES.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# good snackfood choice.
g'night. (or g'day or whatever the proper term is in this time-addled world)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# okay, i'm going to bed now.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)
# YOU MUST STAY
STICK IT TO THE MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)
# WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING THE AWESOME?
YOU CAN'T STOP THE AWESOME, NOBODY CAN STOP THE AWESOME.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)
# CANT STOP THE ROCK.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# I could stop the awesome
for I am awesome raised to the power of rad.

but I won't, for I am a kindly god.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)
# anything the Iraqis can do with their beleagured infrastructure
I should be able to aspiare to managing quite nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)
# I was wondering this to...
I'll make an appearance when it all calms down a bit.

perhaps they're racking up some overtime?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# SORRY.....
MUST HAVE MISSED THAT BIT IN THE FAQ!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Why don't you just fuck off now?
*wonders if anyone said 'NING back to me in the deleted thread...*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)
# i won't bother ninging you here
cos this'll probably disapear too in a sec
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# MOAFC!!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Mrs Overall Abseils For Cunnilingus?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Martians Order Andrex For Cubicles
?
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# you better fuckin' believe she does, pimp.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)