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# Beaurocracy and public outrage gone mad
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6900463.stm

What the fuck does it matter, and who the fuck cares enough to complain or order an investigation?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# I heard that some bits of The Matrix were made up too
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# "TV AND FILMS IN NOT REAL SHOCKER!"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# because television IS religion to many people
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# apparently
when you watch stuff on TV - it isn't actually happening right then! Sometimes it was happening up to several weeks ago - or even longer!

And when you do watch it, it isn't always the same way it happened. Apparently there's this guy who decides which bits of what happened get shown, and get this - IN WHICH ORDER!

TV - its a con - look out of windows instead - they can't fuck with your mind that way
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# I thought
that it was all actually happening INSIDE the tv, no? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Because those are the rules.
AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES!?


Mark it zero!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# hahahaha
GORDON RAMSEY IN FISH ACTUALLY CAUGHT BY FISHERMEN OUTRAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# ^ this absolutely
I wait for the complaint about when someone surprises an old friend or relative in one of these docu-catching-up-with-friends things, and lo and behold, there are already cameras situated inside said persons house to film them opening the door to unexpected joy! Lucky that eh.. 'ahhh wow what a suprise to see you' blah blah...
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# and the housewife that opens the door at 7am
has freshly "done" hair and lipstick and is wearing high-heeled shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Now that's
NOT something to complain about! :D
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# that has all the makings of edemols next reality show
a camera crew suprising a suprisecamera crew
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# 'Angry Reality Camera Crew Wars'
UNCUT!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)