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(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# haha :)
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# I was tempted to give Bert a big Kristofferson beard
but thought better of it
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# that was the first arse i ever saw on tv
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Up the arse corner
or what in that source.

Also: Woo!
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# =D
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# yes, I saw that
you dirty little Mink!
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# hee hee
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# that's beautiful
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# top film
and you got the bitch and the butch the right way round too.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# pffffffffft!!
:P
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Beaurocracy and public outrage gone mad
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6900463.stm

What the fuck does it matter, and who the fuck cares enough to complain or order an investigation?!
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# I heard that some bits of The Matrix were made up too
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# "TV AND FILMS IN NOT REAL SHOCKER!"
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# because television IS religion to many people
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# apparently
when you watch stuff on TV - it isn't actually happening right then! Sometimes it was happening up to several weeks ago - or even longer!

And when you do watch it, it isn't always the same way it happened. Apparently there's this guy who decides which bits of what happened get shown, and get this - IN WHICH ORDER!

TV - its a con - look out of windows instead - they can't fuck with your mind that way
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# I thought
that it was all actually happening INSIDE the tv, no? ;)
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Because those are the rules.
AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES!?


Mark it zero!
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# hahahaha
GORDON RAMSEY IN FISH ACTUALLY CAUGHT BY FISHERMEN OUTRAGE!
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# ^ this absolutely
I wait for the complaint about when someone surprises an old friend or relative in one of these docu-catching-up-with-friends things, and lo and behold, there are already cameras situated inside said persons house to film them opening the door to unexpected joy! Lucky that eh.. 'ahhh wow what a suprise to see you' blah blah...
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# and the housewife that opens the door at 7am
has freshly "done" hair and lipstick and is wearing high-heeled shoes.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Now that's
NOT something to complain about! :D
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# that has all the makings of edemols next reality show
a camera crew suprising a suprisecamera crew
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# 'Angry Reality Camera Crew Wars'
UNCUT!
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# that indeed is beautiful
woo!
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)