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[challenge entry] One last static one
And only 'cos I got thinking about rubbish films and remembered this bag 'o shite.



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From the Muppets do the Movies challenge. See all 582 entries (closed)

(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:31, archived)
# What was that originally?
edit: How rude. Well done.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:32, archived)
# Creep
you were better off not knowing. It's shit.
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived)
# hence why
it's perfect for the compo. A dose of the muppets might have improved it.

Actually, no. It was a truly shit film and I wish it would magically disappear from my DVD collection.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I have no idea what film this is. But the lone "meep" makes anything funny. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:42, archived)
# see ^^^^
up there.

It was called Creep and starred Franke Potente. It was utter UTTER shit.

Original Image
(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:48, archived)
# YOUR GRANMOTHER JUST GOT RAPED AND AS DIED
DUE TO HEAMORAGING OF THE ANUS.

MEEP
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:50, archived)
# ..and dyslexia
meep
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# it's 4dam!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# Its funny because its sort of true.
Only sort of. It wasn't rape, she does it for a living, the big whore.

Hello, you giant vagina *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
# aha! You hugged a vagina!
FUCKING BIG LESBIANS

Hello! My broadband appears to be working today, which is nice
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Cor, thats new.
Bout fucking time. How the devil are you squire?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:59, archived)
# "today"
It's so shit I might cry!

I'm fucking awesome thanks. How's yer lovely self?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)
# I'm incredible, as per.
Why the piss haven't you sorted it out yet? I'd be cancelling my payments in a rage, and organising some kind of mass bumrape.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# I did that with my last provider
But seeing as it's still happening I think the fault lies with BT. IF only they'd get their fucking fingers out and find out what's wrong.

Don't think I've spoken to you in a while. I ended up taking the Wireless tickets. Daft Punk are the best act I have ever seen live ever ever ever. They were amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)
# *weeps*
I'd give my right eye to see Daft Punk.

Were 2 Many DJs there?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Unfortunately not
I'll give you my japs eye?

I was expecting them to be good, but they totally blew me away. Oxygen had both DP and 2 Many DJ's. Fucking T in the Park shared nearly all the bands EXCEPT FOR THEM. Was still a fantastic time though

(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 19:17, archived)
# Hurrah!
Festivals are always good no matter what the line up is.

I'm all sad about my festivalless summer now. You utter cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 19:19, archived)
[challenge entry] actually I lied
just time for one lazy entry

(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 19:18, archived)
# haha
you have been liking this compo, no?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 19:23, archived)
# moi?
guilty as charged m'lud

(anything film related gets me off my lazy arse as it means I can be lazy and not use much talent!)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 19:25, archived)
# *checks previous compo posts*
you've plenty of talent ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# read that as
you've plenty of talent time ;)

(and now a very dirty house)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)