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(cosmicwizard gingers freak me out. staying indoors for now., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:56, archived)

How many more are there going to be?

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ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:58, archived)

8 salt n pepas

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Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:00, archived)

this isnt salt n pepa

my girlfriend saw the bandwagon and said we all need to get lives

(scuv mywales.info, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:02, archived)

I can take your life, if you insist.

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)

your girlfriend is really imaginative

aicmfp

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)

how can u get 5 pound for that?!
besides she is quite scary so look out

(scuv mywales.info, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)

oh get a life

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)

everyones saying that to me lately

(scuv mywales.info, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)

he needs one

apparently

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)

YOU ARE REALLY IMAGINATIVE

AICYFP

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ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)

you are up past your bedtime

aicmfp and give you 50p for the tuck shop

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)

But I have more Hawkwind to listen to.

But I'll take that 50p.
AYCYFPF

(And you claim your four pounds fifty)

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ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:10, archived)

you dont exist

aptfyn

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:11, archived)

a pregnant turtle farting yellow nipples?

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ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:12, archived)

STEP AWAY FROM THE SHIFT KEY

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Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)

I proved my point, anyway

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ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)

what point? :p

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:10, archived)

That salt and pepa, baldmonkey and DOCTOR DYSLEXIA

piss me off

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ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:11, archived)

Don't stop - i havent posted this yet

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/39872/1184969711/HeyBuddy.gif

I'm assuming this doesnt count as a spack as it doesnt fuck up my head. I'll link it if anyone calls me a cunt though

Edit: Linked it as i have a headache now

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Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:16, archived)

by baldmonkey

did he mean Bazmonkey?

I'm confused

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)

but he has already pointed out that i need to change my name to avoid these situations.

Edit: and I'm not bald, i shave it you twunt! ;)

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Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)

that he could spell IMAGINATIVE?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:11, archived)

That too

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ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:15, archived)

and you should have said

"what's your point caller?"

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Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)

They certainly do

They fuck you up, your mum and dad
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.

Philip Larkin (1922-1985)

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finnbar has officially retired, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:00, archived)

ah, Larkin

a fine man. a man's man.

also, he predicted the downfall of christianity. good lad.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)

A man's man?

As in he regresses his y on your y?

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ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)