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[challenge entry] wheresmypetgoldfish

From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 457 entries (closed)

(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:23, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:24, archived)
# "mammy why has my goldfish turned into a hamster?"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:24, archived)
# "and why is it just floating on the top?"
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:26, archived)
# "with a long string of oats coming out of it"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:26, archived)
# haha
'repressed memories'

have a woo for your efforts!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:26, archived)
# Oh is it passed midnight already?


I better start reading then:)

EDIT: Peeps in Kensington aren't very clever. 10 minutes queueing at WH Smiths with Waterstones two minutes down the road with a queue a good half a kilometer long!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:26, archived)
# OMG IT'S THE COVER OF A BOOK
OMG!!

*runs out onto the streets on fire*

hmm, I wonder if any twats are queuing up at the local bookshops or supermarkets right now

hahaha, twats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:27, archived)
# Spoilsport.
No sense of fun in some peeps
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:28, archived)
# my sense of fun
was imprisoned in 1972

for a crime it did not commit

it promptly escaped

and now lives under the ground
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:30, archived)
# Ah dead and buried then.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:31, archived)
# yeah
with my cold dead soul

':(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:32, archived)
# Go and set fire to their wizard costumes
Then tell them you're Voldemort come to kill them all, they'll be so in the moment they'll probably believe you
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:37, archived)
# there were many a Potter fan
on the way back from boozer tonight, but alot of people felt obliged to shout abuse. I, however, refrained
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:28, archived)
# There were a few that did here as well
But they thought better of doing it to me:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:29, archived)
# *ABUSE!!*
"officer! look what he's doing to that book! He's staring at it! with his many eyes!"

no I have no idea

it's late, I'm tired, I'm drinking orange juice and I'll probably be hallucinating before long, infact I'm probably hallucinating now and I'm lying in a ditch in croydon on fire
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:31, archived)
# It does take a real group of hard arses
To shout abuse at a bunch of 6 year old who have stayed up after midnight to buy a book!

:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:32, archived)
# that's right!
it does!

it also takes skill to operate the flamethrower to give them just rhe right level of crispyness

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:33, archived)
# Well insulting a kid is one thing
Overcooking them is completely different.

Right you bunch of cnuts I'm off to learn how to read.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:36, archived)
# nite nite
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:37, archived)
#
Harry Potter after leaving Hogwarts struggles as a young wizard, not even being able to get a warm up spot for Siegfried & Roy,
after years of being a struggling wizard he finds himself alone with his trousers at his ankles paralyzed from taking
too much muggle smack..he later dies from a nasty bedsore infection on his ass.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:58, archived)
# meh
just downloaded the leaked version
I don't really care about it all that much
A. wanted to blackmail HP fanatics
B. Spoiler yelling is fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:01, archived)
# Do you live in Kensington then?
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:05, archived)
# woo
and yay.
this made me laugh out loud a bit.
cheers
(whosebooze, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)