I get this sort of thing through my door every now and then.Although the Leeds healers usually seem to be able to cure less. It's all demonic posession and love problems. It looks like I'll have to go to Johannesburg if I ever want to be able to see a period.
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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:57,
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really, you've got voodoo types?woooow.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:58,
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Yep, I'll save the next flyer I get and post it so all can phone them.Then hopefully we'll all see a real period.
( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:00,
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I hope and pray that someday I might be blessed with seeing one, yes. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:01,
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I'd like to think the whole thing is done by happy little pixiesthat dress in the most flamboyant way and shuffle along pushing out stuff with their fancy little custom winklepickers.
( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:05,
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I think they're quite angry little pixies in my womb.Either way, they don't half like to cause me pain for two weeks out of the four.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:06,
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Perhaps leave them some fancy but less pointy little silken outfits.Oh and little tiny pipes and pixieweed. For fun you could wrap them in little boxes and hide them in amongst the mystical pubic regions. That should cheer them up.
( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:09,
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I could buy a douche.It'd be like a waterpark for them.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:11,
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That could work.However if your womb pixies still aren't happy maybe just stick a lizard in there. They'll think they've ended up in Jurassic park and high tail it out of there. For added fun you can then stick fly paper over the magical lady cave to catch them and hopefully the lizard that should chase them out.
( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:14,
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In LEEDS?Bloody hell, the Tokoloshe travels far these days.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:00,
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It's a mixed up ol' city. I live next door to a shop that sells Caribbean food and wigs.What more could I ever want?
( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:01,
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Well nothing I can think ofIf you can eat nice curry goat whilst wearing a Bob Marley wig I couldn't imagine you'd want for anything else.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:04,
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curry goat?Don't, that's unfair. I might get some mutton tonight and cook some up for the manwife (St Lucian bunny that he is, he'll just chuck half a bottle of hot sauce in it anyway)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:06,
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All the while having bones and herbs chucked at me to banish inner demons. The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:06,
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How very cosmopolitanI live next door to a mosque and a mini-cab office, Hyde Park clearly doesn't attract the wig-conscious consumer...
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:08,
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Harehills is where it's really at in Leeds.I can get pizzas covered in curry round the corner or shot round the other one.
( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:10,
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