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# Have some doodles and a scan from a takeaway menu I found in the house.


(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:54, archived)
# ON THE BONE!
Chortle.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 17:58, archived)
# I wonder what the meat on the bone is.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:03, archived)
# dog/cat/human
something like that
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:06, archived)
# probably
Madeleine
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)
# as with all good balti houses
you get what you ask for. if you're a longstanding customer or mate of the manager, it will usually be lamb, mutton or (rarely) pork. whatever they have a big chunk of out the back.
if you're unlucky, there's a poor old granny sitting alone waiting for your £5.80 meat dish to arrive home :)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:22, archived)
# "These are the freshest brains I've ever worked with"
- Hugh Wearnley-Whittingstall, Comedy Genius
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:00, archived)
# I think it's brilliant the way takeaways do that.
'Meat' dishes are always cheaper, but I've never been brave enough to order one.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:08, archived)
# I can't see the joke in the scan?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:18, archived)
# For me and my friends the joke is "The sylar special"
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Heh.
Yes.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived)
# my favourite
local indian restaurant does a nice kangaroo korma. Also does this yummy thing with about half a bottle of malibu in it. Oh bugger I want one tonight now.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:28, archived)