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thank you for making that crappy painting more appealing.

i hate that piece of shit. cuttlefish improve it immensely.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:32, archived)

who did the original?

me like.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:32, archived)

voila!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nighthawks

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Kaiser, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:33, archived)

Tanks.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:34, archived)

edward hopper.

it's shit.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:34, archived)

No it isn't.

That Wiki article is fascinating, it's influenced many moovies.

Including one of my faves, Glen Garry Glen FUCKING Ross.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:36, archived)

that's 'art' in the same way that hummel figurines are 'art'.

i'd burn it if i could.

edit: i just noticed the glengarry glen ross note. are you kidding? david mamet is an idiot.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:37, archived)

I think SOMEBODY wants a wowwypop...hmm..huh....here..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:39, archived)

let's hope that talentless thing is dead, too.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:40, archived)

AHhhaahaa...

ONE last thing SuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUURRRRrrrr...

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:43, archived)

Can I have your autograph? It's for my wife...

I've got, here... wait, I got a, excuse me, I got a pen here somewhere... oh, and one other thing, I couldn't help noticing....

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:12, archived)

Spoken like someone who saw nothing in "Wings Of Desire"

He was fucking evil in that, and it made me want to know more about the character.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:43, archived)

FUCK YOU, Herbie McLurker...

:D

Columbo is a genius, much like McGuyver, I do love heem so.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:47, archived)

Hey, Columbo is okay, too,

but in WOD (heh) he plays a very bad former angel, more spooky because he never comes across as a threat, like Walken as Gabriel.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:59, archived)

Christopher Walken is some kind of God from another dimension.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:00, archived)

bah.

he's a turd. kangaroo jack? the new version of hairspray? antz? mousehunt?

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:36, archived)

I hope that he's eating well.

He's earned it, and you know it's not easy.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:49, archived)

i hope he just stubbed his toe.

and that he has a brain tumour the size of a pumpkin.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:52, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 6:49, archived)

ok, he's back in the good books.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:35, archived)

poor wim wenders.

all the other german directors got talent, and he got to make u2 videos.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:50, archived)

hummel figures?

not action figures of Hummel surely?

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:40, archived)

he's on the front page there.

*** I ***

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:41, archived)

Yes, they are crap.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:43, archived)

fuck,

thats worse than the "pocket dragons" that the ex collected.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:43, archived)

'pocket dragons'?

do they have one eye and spit... eggwhites?

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:54, archived)

oh she collected those too.

hence the ex status.

but i was on about these... sickbags at the ready... and CLICK

www.xystos.co.uk/PocketDragons/

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:03, archived)

those are disgusting.

very appropriate for an edward hopper thread.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:05, archived)

I had to click that link didn't I.

Back in a moment, gotta scrape vomit off my chest.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:43, archived)

i got to smash one once.

i feared becoming addicted to the feeling.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:51, archived)

will it blend?

and on that note, i'm off to sleep.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:08, archived)

'night.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:34, archived)

The wiki article is laughable.

It's a splendid example of the utter inanity of 'art criticism': the central tenet of the article was actually completely refuted by the artist himself.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:45, archived)

Woah, Nelly!

Big words am confuzzed my bWAAAAiiiiNNnn

I just read all the movie stuff, uncultured swine that I is..that I ams..that I hams!

I FUCKING LOVE HAM!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:49, archived)

Heh

I've got some strong opinions about the whole 'art' thing. Don't mind me, it's not (and never is) anything personal :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:52, archived)

I know that you sexy bastard.

TO BE PASSIONATE, IS NEVER A CRIME SIR, NEVER!

(Unless you're a fucking German)
:D

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:53, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:58, archived)

i have a picture of some nazis petting a kitten somewhere.

i should find it, it's quite fun.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:59, archived)

It was in the newsletter a long time back I think.

Fucken n00b.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:09, archived)

was it?!

i should read those more often. i only subscribed after rob ranted on the front page about wanting the numbers up. it goes to my dead letter office though.

bah, it figures it would have shown up here.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:13, archived)

Actually

I suspect one of the nazis pictured was actually rob. Think about it... he refers to himself as the 'fuhrer', he has a cat... I could go on. As I'm sure you know.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:16, archived)

you've said too much already!

they're coming!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:28, archived)

The guy on the left seems to channelling the ghost of Harry Seacombe..

I can prove this.

(Meat me in the gazebo)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:59, archived)

Hahaha

dammit you're right :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:05, archived)

Well, DUH!

Hello McFly! Like, really. Like, ya know, HELLO!
Is it a gazebo you're loooooking foooooor.

Well, we've all had fun here tonight..but I can't help think..where do I go from here? Anyhoo..

Smell yall later.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:09, archived)

l lls

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:10, archived)

is it not a Navigator from Dune?

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:33, archived)

yup

www.cylon.org/images/classic/guild_navigator77.jpg

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Kaiser, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:34, archived)

That film is a masterpiece.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:37, archived)

i'm not sure this one is:

www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/
(but it's weird for sure)

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Kaiser, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:43, archived)

Ah, how the academy overlooked that one I'll never know.

The scene where 'Jimmy' (played by Bill Cosby), fucks his own anus, is powerful, beautiful, and highly erotic.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:45, archived)

review:

www.chokingonpopcorn.com/popcorn/index.php?p=414

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Kaiser, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:48, archived)

I'm not reading that...is there cock, or not?

(Sounds like a gameshow)

YARRRRRRRRRR!
:D

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:50, archived)

the movie (in 3 parts):

www.youtube.com/watch?v=f75Jyxcmv90

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Kaiser, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:51, archived)

...

Well, if it's on YouMoob, then OBVIOUSLY there's no hardcore gay fucking...YOU FUCKING COCK-TEASE!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:56, archived)

hehehe

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Kaiser, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:57, archived)

Aint I stinker.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:03, archived)

Dude.

Even the director disowned it.
Heh, I'm guessing on the strength of this and your comments about the wiki article further up the thread that you and I could while away a few heated hours :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:50, archived)

Ooooh,...my, my, my Sir....

(MEAT me in the gazebo...)
OoooOoh, Jeezzus Chriiis

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:52, archived)

I'm a lover, not a fighter. But I'd definitely chew your ear off on this subject :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:55, archived)

Oooh, my...oh my, oh my..

The ONLY thing YOU'LL be chewing deary, is a gummy-chew after we've been to St Swithuns...oh my, oh my..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:57, archived)

too bad jodorowsky never got to direct it.

that would have been a great film.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:53, archived)

He, of 'The Holy Mountain'.....

Like the film wasn't mad enough...

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:55, archived)

he's brilliant. and quite mad.

lynch is silly and likes playing at being mad.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:58, archived)

...

You're a very confused young lady...hmm..

(Meat me in the gazebo..)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:02, archived)

You're half-right I reckon.

I think Lynch is a lot like David Byrne. They're both unaffectedly eccentric. So, they probably consider themselves pretty normal, which kind of add to how odd their work is.
You must have seen eraserhead. Surely there's no way a fake could have made that, it's genuinely askew.
Edit: and Mulholland Drive.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:04, archived)

'cough'

Blue Velvet, Wild At Heart, Twin Peaks...And Lost Highway

And now, I go.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v025stqbGOc

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:11, archived)

i have a higher opinion of david byrne.

i've seen eraserhead a few times - it is askew but also seems very self-conscious. on its own it stands up all right, but after seeing elephant man and blue velvet it falls apart a bit. i think lynch's themes are less personality disorder (as he likes to affect, or his fans like to pretend) and more "look how daring i am!" attention grabbery.

byrne seems more engaged, more genuinely interested in exploring and less worried about reactions. beyond 3 or 4 great albums, he's gone on to do so much that has been well out of the public eye, particularly the mass media public. i think his legacy will be much greater.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:11, archived)

I saw David Byrne perform in a tiny venue in Princeton.

It was the best gig I ever saw, or ever hope to see. It was fucking transcendent.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:15, archived)

i can imagine.

my one and only was talking heads in '79 or '80, i can't recall. it was one of the first shows of their tour and they played all these new songs....

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:33, archived)

i've no idea, i'm not a sand freak.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:35, archived)

only ever saw the film once.

when i was about 13. cos the film i wanted to see was full up (the last starfighter)

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:38, archived)

i only saw a bit of it.

i got welts from sting and turned it off.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:40, archived)

If only you'd waited a few minutes longer.

HE TAKES HIS SHIRT OFF.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:52, archived)

no, you've got this all wrong!

i was stating my reasons for disliking the film. you're supposed to tell me something enticing, not repulsive.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:56, archived)

HE PUTS IT ON AGAIN!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:58, archived)

much better.

i've been to spanish beaches, so seeing pasty white skinny english men is not a new experience.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:00, archived)

Heh

at one time my dear I WAS a pasty white skinny english man :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:07, archived)

In my defense, Sting was still relevant when I saw it.

I give it a 7.5. The book is mostly an overrated spy novel, anyhow.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:24, archived)

sting was relevant?

when did this happen?

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:29, archived)

It was actually a kind of building phenomenon after they'd stopped playing "Roxanne" live (but not forever, as we had hoped)

and went on until he spent his entire brain and all of his spinal fluid making "Dream of the Blue Turtles", which really did seem worth it, at the time.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:47, archived)

the police! they're punk! they're reggae! they're new wave intellectuals!

no, they're art school rejects who wanted to be jazz musicians and failed at it, so they wrote some crappy pop songs.

this is fun.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 4:55, archived)

Many miles away:

something logged off of b3ta,
went to bed and hoped for sleep.
IN A DARK
SCOTTISH LOCH!

Cheers.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 5:02, archived)

Cya, turn off the phone, it'll only be Mother.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 5:03, archived)

'night!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 5:33, archived)

Great music is not made by talent alone.

They made a good try at it. Some of
it is still 'kooky', but for the most
part its a pile of thin directionless turds.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 5:02, archived)

talent compensates for some faults.

nothing can compensate for just being a money-grubbing git, though.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 5:34, archived)

Your logic, as usual, is indisputable.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 5:36, archived)

knitwear trumps logic.

every time.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 5:45, archived)