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# 'Oh I say...'
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# S'alright old mother WhiteSquirrel
I'm not going to mug you.

EDIT- *points below* however, he might.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# 'not going to mug you'?
i thought you was a pirate captain!!!
have you underlings found out you are now queen bee?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Aye
Although I won't be the boss of them. I'll be the boss of others.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!!
sorry captain...
*reports to trelly for whipping.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# and you're not so big!
life is unfair....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I'm not so big, no.
*has lost another four pounds*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# SEXERCISE!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# best of all the sexual activites!!
and well done mon capitan!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I have some helpful ideas on how to approach these new people.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=icEtzV4y8Ns
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# that's right
keep her in the false sense of security while i sneak behind her and grab that stylish headgear
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Poor Mrs WhiteSquirrel.
Just out buying her copy of Puzzler...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
#
puzzler playgirl.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# 'cor
squirl pr0n
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# 'ning Cap'n
*waves weakly*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Ningles!
You alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# No not really
but I'll live I expect.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# What's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Too much, and most of it just in my head.
Men woes :(

I saw my one and only true beloved yesterday, for the first time in months, whilst too drunk and stoned to speak coherently, in the company of my current main squeeze and sundry others, and it made me feel all ....... confuzzled and sad :/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# You're going to have to just pick one, I'm afraid love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Oh I know which one I want
It's just ... complicated.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# just gimme the bag and i won't have to cut ya!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Ooooh lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# 'ning auntie!!
hows things?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Hello second-favourite nephew!
*gives three stuck-together humbugs and a pat on the head*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# *sits quietly on IVV's lap eating humbugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# maybe i shouldn't have spent 6 hours playing Viva Pinata yesterday
as now i'm wondering what i need to do to make her stay in my garden
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# throw a big net over the whole thing!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Engage her in conversation about how young squirrels today have no respect for their elders
and how there weren't so many of these foreign greys about in here day.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# i was thinking more along the lines of
feeding her two squirms
and planting an apple tree
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# HIT HER WITH THE SPADE
THE SPADE! THE SPADE!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# ha ha!!
now there's an idea

i thought hitting the eggs with the spade made them hatch quicker
it took me a long time to get the two sparrowtails to breed to then discover
that hitting their egg with a spade sort of erm...
killed it :(

/amateur breeders blog
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# If you hit the snake egg with a spade at the right time
you get a double headed snake!

I'm embarrassed to know this
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Accessorise that squirrel, woman
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# *antibodies*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# 'lo hunny
Are you still coffin?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# pukin'

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# *cradles voodoo doll*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)