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# can i do it? can i? can i?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo it's::




I dug this out from the depths of my hard drive....
(Squitter - Mr Lovebucket is a w*nker, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Rod Stewart is the phantom 14th member of the Rolling Stones
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)
# He fills his wrinkles with cheese you know.
It's how he tempts new child brides into his boudoir.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)
# that guy
I wondered where Beadle was getting his ideas from
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Text on a has been
'ning matey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)
# 'ning dude
how's the stalker thing going?
any developments?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)
# Chockies in the garden, wine eaten and chockies drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# that'll teach her!!!
wait......



so why does she think you like her enough for her to send you prezzies?
is she a crazy?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# As I explained before
It's my musk. Wimmin can't resist my musk.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)
# psst
'Copyright' :P

*sniffs up a lungful*

mmmm

musk
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# *restrains dixon*
run ghostie!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)
# Erm that wasn't me
That's a compost heap. Easy mistake to make though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# have you tried covering it up with deodorant or fecal matter?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# Kill 2 birds with 1 stone and use Lynx
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)
# hahaha!!
lollage!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Lynx kills birds?
*rings Ofcom*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)
# It does if you chuck the can hard enough
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Or light the spray.
'ning Dix! *mwah*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)
# That just stirs them on man.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)
# you need this
*hands over shitty stick*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# then get yer trollies off and get hard!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)
# *drops monocle in tea*
I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Exactly
At least we now know who they came from!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
#
u a

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)
# i like the zip across the mouth....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# I thought you might,
you kinky little monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)
# maybe it was in the depths of your hard drive for a reason.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)
# Stones, shirley
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)
# Yes I knew there was a non crap version somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)
# arf.
a fully-fledged b3ta boardgame might actually be a good idea
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# ^ this
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# non crap
one of the best compliments I've ever had.

Is Zoo in yet, ghosty?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)
# IT'll be in
But I'll give the guy a little while to unpack them. He has to stick all the boobies on as well.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)
# hahahaha
well i do aim to please, and i'm a gurl.

it's a lame one but i loves it.

how do you know i'm not actually Beadle? watch out Beadles aboot! :D
(Squitter - Mr Lovebucket is a w*nker, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Needs more reply button skills
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# let me see your hands
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)