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# Harry Potter and the Flogging of the Horse-Corpse.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Harry Potter and the Scraping of the Barrel.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Harry Potter and the Rohypnol
Followed by Harry Potter and the mystery of Ron's sore arse
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# I was going to write
Harry Potter and the Paraphrased Plot, but the thread seems to have taken a decidedly downward turn.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# How about
Harry Potter and the making of his three children: The graphic novel
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# haha!
lollage!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# oh ivesb
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# what?!
i never pretended to be high brow or cultured!!
huh huh huh!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Harry Potter and the obviously anticipated extra set of books
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Harry Potter and the Constipated Cunt Who Wants More Millions While Kids Wordlwide Starve
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# If that's a jab at Rowling, I resent that
After all, she's not exactly going around waving her money in people's faces, is she?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# you resent it?
excuse me while I literally piss myself with fright.

I really can have an opinion about whoever I want, thank you.

and anyway, what's it to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# I didn't say you couldn't,
but if you put 15 years of your life and effort into writing the books, wouldn't you dislike it when people say things like that?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# I wouldn't give a shit.
I'd be too busy.

you're not some sort of fanboy, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# I like the books, I've seen the films, and I admire Rowling for her work,
but I wouldn't dress up in robes and a pointy hat and stand in the freezing cold and pouring rain at midnight, then try to read the next book before everyone else, if that's what you're getting at.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
#
fanboy
gayboy
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
#
boy lord
gay War
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# gay war?
man, that's gonna nail everyone in the ass
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# *office lol*
*not in an office*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# he's just a kid
not surprised he idolises the Rowling.

I find her to be a sherry-soaked, cynical, unimaginitive old cunt who is making far too much money out samey kids books.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# I don't idolise her
I just have respect.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# personally
I wish I was a sherry-soaked, cynical, unimaginitive old cunt who is making far too much money out samey kids books

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# I don't give a fuck if you have a boner and a paper bag.
Try reading some grown up books and respecting proper writers.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# what?
like the Beano? Didn't know they still fucking printed that!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# they do
but it's changed terribly. I remember when it was great.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# You respect her for making money from badly written, unoriginal pop-lit?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Harry potter and the MLMMLNGNLGNLMALGNAG of LMGLNGLnmlgmnglnlmlmglmglgnglgngln
sorry, best I could come up with

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)