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# episode 38,2077
hp6
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# is he not dead
i thought he was dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Oh no, my friend
That's 2 fillums later
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Harry Potter and the Pulling of the Plug
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Harry Potter and the Flogging of the Horse-Corpse.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Harry Potter and the Scraping of the Barrel.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Harry Potter and the Rohypnol
Followed by Harry Potter and the mystery of Ron's sore arse
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# I was going to write
Harry Potter and the Paraphrased Plot, but the thread seems to have taken a decidedly downward turn.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# How about
Harry Potter and the making of his three children: The graphic novel
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# haha!
lollage!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# oh ivesb
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# what?!
i never pretended to be high brow or cultured!!
huh huh huh!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Harry Potter and the obviously anticipated extra set of books
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Harry Potter and the Constipated Cunt Who Wants More Millions While Kids Wordlwide Starve
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# If that's a jab at Rowling, I resent that
After all, she's not exactly going around waving her money in people's faces, is she?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# you resent it?
excuse me while I literally piss myself with fright.

I really can have an opinion about whoever I want, thank you.

and anyway, what's it to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# I didn't say you couldn't,
but if you put 15 years of your life and effort into writing the books, wouldn't you dislike it when people say things like that?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# I wouldn't give a shit.
I'd be too busy.

you're not some sort of fanboy, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# I like the books, I've seen the films, and I admire Rowling for her work,
but I wouldn't dress up in robes and a pointy hat and stand in the freezing cold and pouring rain at midnight, then try to read the next book before everyone else, if that's what you're getting at.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
#
fanboy
gayboy
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
#
boy lord
gay War
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# gay war?
man, that's gonna nail everyone in the ass
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# *office lol*
*not in an office*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# he's just a kid
not surprised he idolises the Rowling.

I find her to be a sherry-soaked, cynical, unimaginitive old cunt who is making far too much money out samey kids books.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# I don't idolise her
I just have respect.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# personally
I wish I was a sherry-soaked, cynical, unimaginitive old cunt who is making far too much money out samey kids books

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# I don't give a fuck if you have a boner and a paper bag.
Try reading some grown up books and respecting proper writers.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# what?
like the Beano? Didn't know they still fucking printed that!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# they do
but it's changed terribly. I remember when it was great.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# You respect her for making money from badly written, unoriginal pop-lit?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Harry potter and the MLMMLNGNLGNLMALGNAG of LMGLNGLnmlgmnglnlmlmglmglgnglgngln
sorry, best I could come up with

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# I doubt he'd be dead in 1977.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# I was
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# So was I
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# you were lucky
it was all polyester back then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# i wasn't even born.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# ^
this. polyester pyjamas that generated static and you saw little sparkles if you rubbed yourself in bed and had the blankets over your head.

/small child blog
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Did you cause small fires in bed that way?
just curious...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# no. was just static.
we had no central heating either. you knew it was cold if there was ice INSIDE the windows.

/grim up blog
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# We had the central heating...
but my room was at the far end of the house, and woke up with frost inside my windows all winter long. It built character.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Pssst
You wanted to know where freebs was?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# is he painting?
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# He's saving 20000 nekkid time for Friday
(But today he's reading HP)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# bah!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# but the year will be 2077
as it's episode 38,000 odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Ooooh
And that guy is Harry...?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# But that's about
five and a half thousand episodes per year from now until 2077!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Actually
I think it is episode 38 in the year 2077 making roughly one per year or something?
(starial, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# pfft!
his wand doesn't work as it used to anymore

COCKULUS VIAGRIS LEVITATUM!
*fizzle*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# How about just 'engorgio'?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# pfff
one word spells are for beginners
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# 'Engorgio Maxima'
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# "Mr. Creosote, you're so big!"

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Just one wafer thin after dinner mint?
*Dives behind the pot plants*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# 'Schlongalongorium!'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# I think
"High Cockalorum"

would apply here.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# But Schlonalongorium is more fun to say!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# So is
Rotfpmslollmfaohwhao
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# 'biggus dickus'
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Shirly not
Incontinentia Buttocks
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Nicely done.
but can't help saying, fucking Potter, fucking fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# you not a fan then waspy?
i always had you down as a mad potter fan, buying all the merchandise and such stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Last night I was on the tube
and there was a woman in her 30s reading the new Potter book, running her finger below each line. The guy next to her was reading Tolstoy, he looked down at her and gently shook his head.

Then he looked back down at her because she had cracking tits, the dirty old cunt.

edit/ adults obsessed with kids books doesn't seem healthy to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)