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[challenge entry] Quick, dirty and, above all, JUICY!

From the New Uses For Old Monuments challenge. See all 253 entries (closed)

(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)
# wedding ring with that sort of hand shape
:(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)
# :)
I thought that made it particularly special.
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Rough, builders hands
with a juicy coating
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)
# arf!
goatse hand moment after F5ing :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
Splendid idea: drown London in lemon juice!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)
# I got my train tickets ordered last night.
good times.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Huzzah
will be ace to see ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
but will it?

It'll be lovely to meet you either way.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)
# *vouches for this*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# awwww :D
ya big grooming silly! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# that'll keep the ants off
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# That drew a chuckle
*imagines london sized ants*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)
# haha
by odd coincidence

I was reading about how some African tribes were shown posters of mosquitoes as a warning against malaria, but they didn't have any concept of scale, so they just thought "we'll be ok, cos there aren't any enormous poster-sized mosquitoes round here"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Hehehe
bless em, most of them are probably immune anyway surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# and it would sting their eyes too!!
everyone wins!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)
# they've already got grapefruit squeezers on top of city of london bollards
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)