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# it helps if you put ;) or ;p
at the end of sarcastic comments

It stops people thinking you're just being rude
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)
# yea! :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)
# shut it you complete arse ;P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
# fortuantly my arse was never open :P
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)
# playful sarcastic is not my style.
and yes, when posting on the internets, style is serious matter to me.
-straightface-
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
# it's not a case of style its a case of people not liking you
because they don't realise you're trying to be cool
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)
# 'ning toast
and 'ning idiot
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)
# greetings.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)
# that doesn't really matter to me if i'll never meet any of you.
and if i can't say what i want the way i want to say it i might as well not say anything.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)
# To be fair, I agree.
There are a lot of newer members who take what I say seriously and see me as a grumpy old bastard and, for a bit, I cared, but if they can't tell that I don't mean it then fuck 'em

In the arse

With a shovel.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)
# hurrah!
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)
#
shovel rake.

Sideways.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:05, archived)
# but you are a grumpy old bastard :p
*runs*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:05, archived)
# *fetches stout stick*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Is that like
a weasul stick?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# I read that
as snout stick.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Well I read it as 'stoat stick'
Hence: www.b3ta.com/board/7454122
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Is that your pet name for your cock?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)
# No
it's my name for something you use to beat up large rodents with.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:10, archived)
# If I might refer the honourable gentleman to my previous question?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Fine, I admit it.
I kill rodents with my stoat stick.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)
# That's the whole point
Have you ever posted something on /links?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)
# if i never posted anything on /links, i'd still have my old account.
and /links is a slightly different context, as is /talk.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Yeah but the principle still applies.
Unless you're on /talk.

What happened to make you lose your old account?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:05, archived)
# He's an absolute cunt.
Nobody likes him and he has no friends.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# he's right.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Oh ok
I knew there was a reason.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# i've explained this far too many times.
www.b3ta.com/board/7453347
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Tribbing? Scissoring?
www.b3ta.com/board/7453354
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:12, archived)
# look it up, dammit.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Waaaay ahead of you
Edit: you wouldn't happen to know where I could find that video you posted, would you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# no, i lost it.
lost spunked on past recognition.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 19:20, archived)