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# Haha!
Spaniel McCarthy....isn't she going out with Jim Carrey?

Well, I'm now in the new job, completely clueless, trying to make sense of things but AT LEAST I'VE GOT MY FRIEND!

I may be going slightly mad, I am unsure.
I'm just going to re-re-re-read all the info I have been given again and again untill 2 (when hopefully I get some more to be confused about).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# aw
poor captain.
*hugs*

ps i love jenny mcarthy, she has a funny face and yet is sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Sexy?
She's mental. I'd be scared of her, personally.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# i've got a thing for unhinged women
lisa left eye lopez of TLC really graped my
squildo and she's a fucking nutcase.

i just sent you a text by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Brad Pitt in 12 Monkeys really, really grapes my all of my squildos
But only in 12 Monkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# With the wonky eye?
Not even as Tyler Durden?

He's best in Kalifornia.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Yep - and his looney gurning and grinning - love it
Aye, actually. Forgot about Kalifornia.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Mmmm, he's lovely in Kalifornia.
I've got this thing about murderous people. Probably not a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Brad Pitt grapes nothing for me
Especially as he's tiny by all accounts
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# In the long run, probably not.
Just as long as you keep on their good sides, you'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# I'm a mentil!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# i know honey
it's one of the many reasons why i love you
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# *nutter-sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# YEEHAA!
RIDE ME COWGIRL!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# *spurs*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# She WAS a fucking nutcase.
Did you? I'm not with my phone, I'll have to check it at lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# yes
she was a nutcase.
but what a nutcase. PHWOAR!

i have texted you a picture
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# A picture of what?
Genitals?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# no dear, not genitals
you have never shown any interest in my genitals.
you'll see what it's a picture of when you see it
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# ning Capn
you'll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Ningles love
I'm sure I will, but at the moment it's all just shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# chin up
first day's always going to be pants... I'm sure you'll kick ass at the job in no time at all.

also *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# *doffs tricorner*
Arrr, I shall try me best
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# They can't ask any more of you!
Good luck Cap'n, you'll be fine!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Cheers love!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# 'ning Cap'n
stay calm, I'm sure all will be well ....
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Nongles lovely
It'll all be ok, yeah.

I may be not on here much for the next month or so though. I'm only on now because I'm taking a break from reading the same documents over and over.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Huzzah for the 'new job - look busy - read a load of old crap thjat you can't digest because you're too nervous' phase
Actually, not huzzah.... not huzzah AT ALL

BOO BOO BOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I've been reading this stuff daily since Weds.
It makes NO sense.

Well, a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# It will make more sense when you're doing it.
Nobody at management level knows what all that crap means, they just tell it to other people.

"Nobody knows what is going to happen next, but everyone keeps doing it" - George Carlin
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Nice quoting, there!
I really, really want my old job back. Ahhhh, lack of responsibility.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# It'll all be running smoothly before you know it.
Just don't make the mistake I made with my first management job and call for a meeting with your boss:

"I don't understand what I'm supposed to be doing - everyone does their jobs and I just sit there"

THAT IS YOUR JOB NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Hahaha, if it's sitting you want, I'm your girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)