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# stand a few feet from your computer
it looks like a twoer with a sickle/moon shape at the top.

I'm more than happy for a mod to edit it - I'm not trying top be naughty. Going by what has recently been FP'd I thought this would be an ok challenge entry
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# please note that erectile penises are not shown on television because this is considered porn
floppy cocks are often shown on tv (one reason why i do not own one a television) and therefore this is somehow "ok"
bollocks i say - cocks off tv! (including chegwins)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# It's not an erect penis!
It's been rotated from a dangling one ;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# lol... the cock or the TV?
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)
# excuse my poor gramma *lends her 5p*
i was supposed to say "i do not own a television"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# The first one was funnier...
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)
# The only stuff that's been FP'd is your stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)
# I've never done a cock picture before
It's only because others have been deemed acceptable that I've done this, and I think I've tinted and blended it in to the photo enough for it to be ok, if not "art"!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# The thing is that the cock is clearly visible
and people can lose their jobs for this sort of stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Come on toasty.
You're a longtime respected (justifiably so) contributor to this site. Don't wait for a mod edit, you know as well as I do there are 100 fuckwits ready to follow that example. Your fellow /boarders want it linked, that should be enough.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# sorry dude
it's blatantly nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)