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I love how it catches the early evening sun

Removed despite it being no worse in my eyes to the two cock shapes currently on the FP and definitely no worse than the recent 'cock out' Bungle and Mario FPs
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1185823637/albert.jpg

*fucks off to the pub*

From the New Uses For Old Monuments challenge. See all 253 entries (closed)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)

ffs

NSFW and you know it
edit : i said those FP where NSFW also and adblocked them too, why do i want to see genitalia when i log onto b3ta? thats right - i don't!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)

how on earth does that look like porn?

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)

its a penis.

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Cae1, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)

check the front page

Bungle, Mario, etc

It doesn't look like Pron so in theory it's ok.

It's just a monument to body piercing.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)

its a cock

probably yours - come on link it ffs
edit : how does that not look like porn!??!
edit 2 : that fp was NSFW too!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:34, archived)

a cock shopped onto a building looks no more like porn than an magenta CDC

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)

its a cock

*blocks happytoast*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)

I think you're being a cock

I'm not particularly a fan of HappyToast's work or owt, but I think that's SFW.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)

so a cock on your screen is not considered porn?

what do you consider porn? (remember this is why people wear underwear)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)

I thought porn involved sexual acts or poses

not anatomy.

However, I also jsut read the thread down there that Verity linked, so I must take note of Mystery Bob's comment and Toastie's double standard.

Also, have this:

Nobody ever said this wasn't SFW, and I must have posted it 20 times over the years.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)

from a distance this looks like a guy blowing his own horn

and not just a giant penis with legs

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:47, archived)

YOU FUCKING LIAR!

THAT'S A MORE OBVIOUS COCK THAN THE ONE I DID!
It's got bollocks for fucks sake!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)

hahaha

keep your merkin on Toastie!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)

yes but its not a giant cock with legs

this is clearly a guy with a horn and a blended penis on the end of it, the bollocks look like some sort of stand for the horn - and yet it is NSFW its NOT A GIANT PENIS ON LEGS

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)

mine wasn't on legs

that's what the Albert Memorial looks like!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)

well it looked like a penis on legs

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)

but is a penis porn?

although I note the Mystery Bob said "NUDITY= NSFW", I'm not convinced a penis = porn...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)

It's not double standards if that comment isn't current

It is in response to my being told I was wrong before that I considered this ok.

Silly me for listening to people.

Of bollocks I've done it again here!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:47, archived)

pffft

yes, I see what you mean. Ok, it's not double standards, it's a u-turn.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)

yes

I bowed under pressure ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)

yeah but on the other hand

you've been a pretty big file size nazi in the past. so, going by your current justification that standards evolve, does that mean that file sizes creeping up are now acceptable?

i'm all for pushing boundaries, but, i dunno, i guess i didnt expect something so obviously dodgy from you.

just my 2p worth.

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BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)

yes

which is why as you say "in the past" I commented on them but now just offer artistic advise.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)

In the past? Or in the last week?

glassco.cx/search?q=id%3A46786+250k&board=&order=

glassco.cx/search?q=id%3A46786+50k&board=&order=

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in vino veritas, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)

Seriously Vino

what's up with you? why are you trawling my history trying to catch me out on things?

Both of those images (if memory serves) were a long way over the limits. The first possibly being an 800k anim.

I didn't pointlessly swear, I was polite and to the point and more over had a nice chat with the guy I awarded my friendship badge to.
I even helped out by providing an board friendly, optimised version.

What is it I have done to offend you so utterly deeply? And why are you angry toward me helping out here and there?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:31, archived)

i guess thats what you get for posting cocks

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:35, archived)

no, this is far more deep rooted seeming

Oh, and how come you're not complaining equally hard about the picture of a lady garden further up the board?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)

what lady garden?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)

er....

www.b3ta.com/board/7458012

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)

well its mildly nsfw but its not a giant vagina on legs/arse on legs...
anyways... back to the top of the board

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)

You have always ALWAYS been a bit of a nazi

and, hey, I'm OK with that. You can be quite harsh at times, but as long as you stick to your own high standards I can't fault it.

But with this post? You've posted something that you yourself would have pounced upon and "corrected" the poster about.

Either you've had a complete change of heart or you're trying to prove some sort of point.

I don't believe the first and I don't like the second.

You're not an inexperienced or immature poster, so you should know that some people would find that picture NSFW and yet you didn't post it as a link.

Then you've been all "who me? But I'm only agreeing with you all!" about it.

It made me angry. You know better. You've proved you know better by telling others.

You seem to have caught me on a bad day and for that I apologise. Maybe Oxfordshire disagrees with my normally sweet temperament.

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in vino veritas, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:47, archived)

You know what you need?

a nice cup of cocco and a hug and warm blanket :)
don't hit me!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)

Awww SkUG! C'mere!

*huggles to bits* :D

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in vino veritas, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)

*huggles*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)

I honestly had listened to other B3tans

*rest of message will be gaz'd to you shortly to take it off the board*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)

If that's the case

why don't you ask your boss to come over and tell you if he thinks it's pornographic?

No? Thought not.

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)

I shall do so tomorrow at work :D

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:45, archived)

stand a few feet from your computer

it looks like a twoer with a sickle/moon shape at the top.

I'm more than happy for a mod to edit it - I'm not trying top be naughty. Going by what has recently been FP'd I thought this would be an ok challenge entry

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)

please note that erectile penises are not shown on television because this is considered porn

floppy cocks are often shown on tv (one reason why i do not own ~~one~~ a television) and therefore this is somehow "ok"
bollocks i say - cocks off tv! (including chegwins)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)

It's not an erect penis!

It's been rotated from a dangling one ;D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)

lol... the cock or the TV?

(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)

excuse my poor gramma *lends her 5p*

i was supposed to say "i do not own a television"

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)

The first one was funnier...

(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)

The only stuff that's been FP'd is your stuff!

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)

I've never done a cock picture before

It's only because others have been deemed acceptable that I've done this, and I think I've tinted and blended it in to the photo enough for it to be ok, if not "art"!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)

The thing is that the cock is clearly visible

and people can lose their jobs for this sort of stuff.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)

Come on toasty.

You're a longtime respected (justifiably so) contributor to this site. Don't wait for a mod edit, you know as well as I do there are 100 fuckwits ready to follow that example. Your fellow /boarders want it linked, that should be enough.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)

sorry dude

it's blatantly nsfw

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)

You may be right

or you may not be right. But public opinion, my own included, doesn't seem to support you on this one.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)

those were shopped subtely or hidden from full view in their approach

your image, as beautifully shopped as it may be, is just a picture of a giant cock, and obviously so

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)

I suppose. Mario one i thought was a bit odd,

You can't tell what it is if you just glance at it. Whereas this is very obviously a penis.

More rules are needed!

I don't know. ignore me i make little sence.

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Cae1, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)

yes but at a distance it has a definite ARCHITECTURE NOT PORN quality to it :D

at least, that's my 2p

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:34, archived)

may i suggest learning about the birds and the beeeees

the bees collect honey and the birds eat the bees because they are tasty and then the mommy and daddy bird have sex and lay eggs shaped like penisesses and the bee's sting the eggs and the birds hump the bees and then a giant cock appears on a tower with a pointless body mod and i say NSFW

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)

What do you think we should tell rob

that one of his mods let a 16 year old cock on to the frontpage?

Maybe he should choose them a little more carefully.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)

NSFW

but oddly beautiful

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)

Dude

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)

That is a penis

It is a penis at first glance and you know better.

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in vino veritas, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)

blimey

you are definitely a gifted penis spotter

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)

It's double standards

www.b3ta.com/board/7372769

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in vino veritas, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)

TWO for the price of ONE!

:o)

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)

i agree

for what it's worth (which isnt much...)

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BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)

I'm going with what I've learnt from B3ta

in the past I would have assumed this was wrong, but it's not porn, it's not from a porn site and I am not deliberately being naughty.

As I said up there^ if a mod wants to edit then fine.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)

You can't mean to compare a map of the UK and a well-know chalk carving

to the photographed glistening apparently-erect penis in your picture?

It's not the picture, it's the hypocrisy.

Not deliberately being naughty? Come off it.

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in vino veritas, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)

I would only be hypocritical here if I still thought the Mario and Bungle ones were NSFW

But everyone said otherwise so I changed my mind.

Now it seems the people I listened to before are hypochritically changing their minds and I have to change mine back too and be all shocked by the site of a willy again.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)

So when are you giving up being a vegetarian?

Most of the UK eat meat.

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in vino veritas, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)

hahahahaah

you seem to be missing a wink or a smile on that comment by the way.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)

ooh!

The hippocr- hipocr- hyppocr- git!

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)

you are a fucking cunt

and u have no excuses as you've been on b3ta for fucking god knows how long.

NSFW - its a fucking PENIS!

*blocks*

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)

nooooo!

its impossible to block happy toats! :o

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Cae1, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)

Ah! the P.A. memorial.

the actual dick perchance?

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)

not very long, really

and it doesn't look like porn.
I have to disagree, even though I don't especially like the picture.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)

are you pissed again?

/feels your 'post and instant fp' run may come to an end with this ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)

come on, it's no worse than M3ssential's FP'd Bungle!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:34, archived)

the one cleverly toned down image, shopped and darkened to reduce the impact of what it is you mean?

the one that in context doesn't look like a huge picture of a penis?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)

Thanks for that

what a strange turn of events

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)

indeed, I found yours 'subtle' in its approach, you had to 'look' at the image to get it's meaning

wasn't obviously apparent.
I love toasty's work, but this was a little 'too' obvious for me.

/Good job he didn't bring up your 'woman bashing a giant penis' FP...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)

horses for courses

I was genuinely shocked by M3's cock and balls
It not only said "cock and balls" but also "innappropriate" being on a kids tv character which also led to "paedo" due to the age group the show originally appealed to.

*not having a go M3, obviously, just nattering*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)

aye, as you say horses for courses.

still, we've all been there fella, now just get
back to the quite frankly amazing animation stuff you do. :)

*talented git

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)

this /\

*offers cake*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)

fine, file me under paedo

*sheesh*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)

not you! Bungle!!!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)

*does a Langham*

;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)

knob knob knob knob knob knob knob knob knob knob knob knob

knob knob knob knob knob knob schmerg knob knob knob knob knob knob knob knob merm knob knob knob knob knob knob knob knob schmerg knob knob

knob knob knob schmerg knob knob knob knob merm knob knob knob knob schmerg knob knob knob knob knob knob merm knob knob knob knob knob knob

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)

Discomeats likes knob

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Cae1, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)

many people say I am one

:D

and I have no interest in anyone elses knob!

damn it!

keep that thing to yourself! you'll have someone's eye out!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)

Looks sore.

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Cae1, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)

tsk tsk

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)

why is it called a prince albert

(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)

Because Princess Margaret had one

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)

*laughs himself silly*

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)

it's not

it's very similar, but I believe that's a Herb Alpert

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)

wikipedia

has been telling lies again!

(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)

Nothing I don't see

Every time I pee...

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..wil, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)

haha

better thwn the zombies

keep up the improvement!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)

THIS^^^

though I've now read the Mario thread. Hmph!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)

good lord!

that looks just like a huge glistening, moist cock.

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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)

In a certain light...

it looks a wee bit like a minaret!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)

*burns embassy*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)

I for one like this muchly.

On another note, it's very interesting how when anybody posts anything allegedly NSFW or over an acceptable filesize how suddenly everybody emerges to make a comment. Myself included, it would appear.

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FoldsFive, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)

Embrace the nazi within!

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in vino veritas, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)

I've just been making this exact same point to another b3tan via msn

irrespective of the image content, more people immediately heckle, argue or bait in replies these days,
sad really :(

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)

Unfortunately it's the main reason I don't post many pictures these days.

I know it's all been heard before, but /boards not the place it once was.

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FoldsFive, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)

If that's true

then it needs you more than ever. Post more, not less.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)

it's like you're reading my msn conversation with another b3tan at this very moment

/it's needs more pixel mash film stuff, things which NOBODY can complain about...

/I vote 'Debbie Does Dallas'....

*scarpers* ;)

why can't we all just get along? It's only the internet for pity's sake :(

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)

this is why I don't bother a lot either

perhaps it would be a beter place if you posted more Mr Folds.... I do still love Back To The Future.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)

no one would have a go at your stuff surely?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)

It's not so much that; It's more that people seem more willing to slag off other peoples work

than comment on decent stuff. Too many really good posts by b3tans go uncommented, whilst anything NSFW or over 50k gets flooded with remarks. It just gets depressing to see.

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FoldsFive, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)

yeah, 'tis rather annoying

that and the way that once one person has said "your animation is 800k, why not try blah blah blah.." it doesn't need 20 more people shouting and posting hundreds more k of "fail" anims.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)

I've just been saying that a few more 'prominent' B3tans (as once were) don't post so much these days,

and we thought that may be one of the reasons.

prunes, your good self, beau, manic, eclectech to name but a few. Ok I'm not a 'long standing' member, or particualrly talented like the others with defined 'genres', but its a shame really, cos there's loads of good stuff going to waste, and
going straight to other sites. Still, guess it's just an evolutionary phase of b3ta I guess.
Maybe one day we'll be able to download a 'tolerance' patch for b3ta.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)

they should lead by example

post nice replies to other peoples stuff, try and turn the tide.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)

Thats all that I *do* do nowaways :)

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FoldsFive, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)

they did that, gave up under the tide of oppresion I think

it's easier to knock than to praise, cos everyone is safe in the
knowledge they are behind a computer. Hell, even I used to be a 'nazi'
but really, if someone fucks up, let 'em, I don't need to get involved or say anything these days cos
they'll get twice as many people telling them
'fail' 'fuck off' etc etc than a post which ticks all the boxes and is genuinely nice or indeed fantastic will get.
still, we all come crawling back in the end I guess, even for small visits.

It's much nicer to be nice in the long run, I certainly enjoy B3ta more for it,
just a pity there's not so much encouragement of the decent stuff as there used to be...

*plays hovis commercial music in background*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)

* Waits for HT to post a reply to one of his.

* waits..............

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)

what are you on about?

I reply to other peoples work all the time with smiles, laughs, applauds and stuff.

And I've certainly congratulated Folds Five on his pixel skills.

Please expand on your insults in future

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)

Didn't mean to insult you - I will expand

I've posted a pile of stuff recently that's gone down really quite well. I've seen you post all sorts of responses on either side of mine - not always full of woos - I guess it boils down to me very obviously appreciating your stuff and you not appearing to return the compliment - not that you have to or anything but I'd prefer a straight "you're shite" to an ignore.

This would appear to run contrary to your previous statement

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 22:18, archived)

My statement at no point

said that Folds Five or anyone else for that matter should reply to every single post ever posted on the board. That would be ridiculous.
And I'm certainly not going to tell someone they are shit as that is far worse than being too busy to comment.

Due to the aggressive and antagonistic nature of many recent posts, many regulars are posting less and less, to the extent of only posting 2 or 3 replies to peoples comments to their own work and not risking replying to other peoples work at all.

I can see their point, shit like this happens.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 7:16, archived)

*waits.

may I begin to insult you yet?

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 2:34, archived)

well done

but please linky.

it's about as obviously a cock as

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)

Is this going to be called...

HappyToastGate?

*clicking to support the controversy*

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)

arg gate arg gate

why is any controversy called gate? it is amazing lack of imagination

hmm.. "watergate hotel" squidygate, gate gate, late gate, bahhh1!!

*gategasms*

I'm not trying to be a twat, I just .. meh

gate :( gate gate gate!!!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)

OK then

I so name it:

HappyToastStile

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)

who's the cruel bastard that photographed that pierced slug?

it definitely bears no resemblance to porn even close up. but it is a very good likeness of boy bits, no mistake, and as a picture of a real girl milk dispensing appendage no matter if it forms the dome of st pauls is deemed nsfw. i'm afraid mr toast this should be linked.

edit/ this post appears to be written in non standard english and makes no sense, i'll go back to downloading my porn and leave you guys to formulate valid arguments in opposition to mr toasts image

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)

People care too much about things.

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Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)

yeah!

fuck things!

*throws all of his things out of the window*

oh fuck!! my things!!!

*runs outside and gathers them back up and brings them inside*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)

crikey!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)

THIS PICTURE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE PORN.

ALSO, IT IS AWESOME.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 2:26, archived)

I am ambivalent in my views on this post

less cock more amazing animations I say
and if you haven't got anything positive to say (not you - the board) then shuttit!

:(

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 31 Jul 2007, 8:49, archived)

Never mind whether it's NSFW

What the fuck is the Albert Monument?

(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!!!!

Having trawled my way all through this enormous thread, this is like the ultimate punchline

and I've gone and spoiled it now

(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Tue 31 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)

The poster below did that.
And stephen sondheim? I heard you're a song stealing gobshite!

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)

'obviously a cock' yesterday, My Boss

'more pictures less words' everyday, Summer Vuss
'my eyes' Monday, HappyToast

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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 0:59, archived)