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[challenge entry] I love how it catches the early evening sun
Removed despite it being no worse in my eyes to the two cock shapes currently on the FP and definitely no worse than the recent 'cock out' Bungle and Mario FPs
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1185823637/albert.jpg

*fucks off to the pub*

From the New Uses For Old Monuments challenge. See all 253 entries (closed)

(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# ffs
NSFW and you know it
edit : i said those FP where NSFW also and adblocked them too, why do i want to see genitalia when i log onto b3ta? thats right - i don't!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# how on earth does that look like porn?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)
# its a penis.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)
# check the front page
Bungle, Mario, etc


It doesn't look like Pron so in theory it's ok.

It's just a monument to body piercing.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# its a cock
probably yours - come on link it ffs
edit : how does that not look like porn!??!
edit 2 : that fp was NSFW too!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:34, archived)
# a cock shopped onto a building looks no more like porn than an magenta CDC
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# its a cock
*blocks happytoast*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# I think you're being a cock
I'm not particularly a fan of HappyToast's work or owt, but I think that's SFW.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# so a cock on your screen is not considered porn?
what do you consider porn? (remember this is why people wear underwear)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# I thought porn involved sexual acts or poses
not anatomy.

However, I also jsut read the thread down there that Verity linked, so I must take note of Mystery Bob's comment and Toastie's double standard.

Also, have this:



Nobody ever said this wasn't SFW, and I must have posted it 20 times over the years.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)
# from a distance this looks like a guy blowing his own horn
and not just a giant penis with legs
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:47, archived)
# YOU FUCKING LIAR!
THAT'S A MORE OBVIOUS COCK THAN THE ONE I DID!
It's got bollocks for fucks sake!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)
# hahaha
keep your merkin on Toastie!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)
# yes but its not a giant cock with legs
this is clearly a guy with a horn and a blended penis on the end of it, the bollocks look like some sort of stand for the horn - and yet it is NSFW its NOT A GIANT PENIS ON LEGS
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)
# mine wasn't on legs
that's what the Albert Memorial looks like!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)
# well it looked like a penis on legs
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)
# but is a penis porn?
although I note the Mystery Bob said "NUDITY= NSFW", I'm not convinced a penis = porn...
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)
# It's not double standards if that comment isn't current
It is in response to my being told I was wrong before that I considered this ok.

Silly me for listening to people.

Of bollocks I've done it again here!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:47, archived)
# pffft
yes, I see what you mean. Ok, it's not double standards, it's a u-turn.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)
# yes
I bowed under pressure ;)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)
# yeah but on the other hand
you've been a pretty big file size nazi in the past. so, going by your current justification that standards evolve, does that mean that file sizes creeping up are now acceptable?

i'm all for pushing boundaries, but, i dunno, i guess i didnt expect something so obviously dodgy from you.

just my 2p worth.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)
# yes
which is why as you say "in the past" I commented on them but now just offer artistic advise.

(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Seriously Vino
what's up with you? why are you trawling my history trying to catch me out on things?

Both of those images (if memory serves) were a long way over the limits. The first possibly being an 800k anim.

I didn't pointlessly swear, I was polite and to the point and more over had a nice chat with the guy I awarded my friendship badge to.
I even helped out by providing an board friendly, optimised version.

What is it I have done to offend you so utterly deeply? And why are you angry toward me helping out here and there?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:31, archived)
# i guess thats what you get for posting cocks
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:35, archived)
# no, this is far more deep rooted seeming
Oh, and how come you're not complaining equally hard about the picture of a lady garden further up the board?

(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# what lady garden?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)
# er....
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# oh
well its mildly nsfw but its not a giant vagina on legs/arse on legs...
anyways... back to the top of the board
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)
# You have always ALWAYS been a bit of a nazi
and, hey, I'm OK with that. You can be quite harsh at times, but as long as you stick to your own high standards I can't fault it.

But with this post? You've posted something that you yourself would have pounced upon and "corrected" the poster about.

Either you've had a complete change of heart or you're trying to prove some sort of point.

I don't believe the first and I don't like the second.

You're not an inexperienced or immature poster, so you should know that some people would find that picture NSFW and yet you didn't post it as a link.

Then you've been all "who me? But I'm only agreeing with you all!" about it.

It made me angry. You know better. You've proved you know better by telling others.

You seem to have caught me on a bad day and for that I apologise. Maybe Oxfordshire disagrees with my normally sweet temperament.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:47, archived)
# You know what you need?
a nice cup of cocco and a hug and warm blanket :)
don't hit me!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Awww SkUG! C'mere!
*huggles to bits* :D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# *huggles*
:D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# I honestly had listened to other B3tans
*rest of message will be gaz'd to you shortly to take it off the board*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# If that's the case
why don't you ask your boss to come over and tell you if he thinks it's pornographic?

No? Thought not.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# I shall do so tomorrow at work :D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:45, archived)
# stand a few feet from your computer
it looks like a twoer with a sickle/moon shape at the top.

I'm more than happy for a mod to edit it - I'm not trying top be naughty. Going by what has recently been FP'd I thought this would be an ok challenge entry
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# please note that erectile penises are not shown on television because this is considered porn
floppy cocks are often shown on tv (one reason why i do not own one a television) and therefore this is somehow "ok"
bollocks i say - cocks off tv! (including chegwins)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# It's not an erect penis!
It's been rotated from a dangling one ;D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# lol... the cock or the TV?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)
# excuse my poor gramma *lends her 5p*
i was supposed to say "i do not own a television"
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# The first one was funnier...
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)
# The only stuff that's been FP'd is your stuff!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)
# I've never done a cock picture before
It's only because others have been deemed acceptable that I've done this, and I think I've tinted and blended it in to the photo enough for it to be ok, if not "art"!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# The thing is that the cock is clearly visible
and people can lose their jobs for this sort of stuff.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Come on toasty.
You're a longtime respected (justifiably so) contributor to this site. Don't wait for a mod edit, you know as well as I do there are 100 fuckwits ready to follow that example. Your fellow /boarders want it linked, that should be enough.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# sorry dude
it's blatantly nsfw
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# You may be right
or you may not be right. But public opinion, my own included, doesn't seem to support you on this one.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# those were shopped subtely or hidden from full view in their approach
your image, as beautifully shopped as it may be, is just a picture of a giant cock, and obviously so
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)
# I suppose. Mario one i thought was a bit odd,
You can't tell what it is if you just glance at it. Whereas this is very obviously a penis.

More rules are needed!

I don't know. ignore me i make little sence.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# yes but at a distance it has a definite ARCHITECTURE NOT PORN quality to it :D
at least, that's my 2p
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:34, archived)
# may i suggest learning about the birds and the beeeees
the bees collect honey and the birds eat the bees because they are tasty and then the mommy and daddy bird have sex and lay eggs shaped like penisesses and the bee's sting the eggs and the birds hump the bees and then a giant cock appears on a tower with a pointless body mod and i say NSFW
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# What do you think we should tell rob
that one of his mods let a 16 year old cock on to the frontpage?

Maybe he should choose them a little more carefully.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)
# NSFW
but oddly beautiful
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Dude
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)
# That is a penis
It is a penis at first glance and you know better.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)
# blimey
you are definitely a gifted penis spotter
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)
# It's double standards
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# TWO for the price of ONE!
:o)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# i agree
for what it's worth (which isnt much...)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# I'm going with what I've learnt from B3ta
in the past I would have assumed this was wrong, but it's not porn, it's not from a porn site and I am not deliberately being naughty.

As I said up there^ if a mod wants to edit then fine.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)
# You can't mean to compare a map of the UK and a well-know chalk carving
to the photographed glistening apparently-erect penis in your picture?

It's not the picture, it's the hypocrisy.

Not deliberately being naughty? Come off it.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)
# I would only be hypocritical here if I still thought the Mario and Bungle ones were NSFW
But everyone said otherwise so I changed my mind.

Now it seems the people I listened to before are hypochritically changing their minds and I have to change mine back too and be all shocked by the site of a willy again.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)
# So when are you giving up being a vegetarian?
Most of the UK eat meat.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# hahahahaah
you seem to be missing a wink or a smile on that comment by the way.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# ooh!
The hippocr- hipocr- hyppocr- git!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)
# you are a fucking cunt
and u have no excuses as you've been on b3ta for fucking god knows how long.

NSFW - its a fucking PENIS!

*blocks*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)
# nooooo!
its impossible to block happy toats! :o
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Ah! the P.A. memorial.
the actual dick perchance?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
# not very long, really
and it doesn't look like porn.
I have to disagree, even though I don't especially like the picture.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# are you pissed again?
/feels your 'post and instant fp' run may come to an end with this ;)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)
# come on, it's no worse than M3ssential's FP'd Bungle!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:34, archived)
# the one cleverly toned down image, shopped and darkened to reduce the impact of what it is you mean?
the one that in context doesn't look like a huge picture of a penis?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Thanks for that
what a strange turn of events
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)
# indeed, I found yours 'subtle' in its approach, you had to 'look' at the image to get it's meaning
wasn't obviously apparent.
I love toasty's work, but this was a little 'too' obvious for me.

/Good job he didn't bring up your 'woman bashing a giant penis' FP...
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)
# horses for courses
I was genuinely shocked by M3's cock and balls
It not only said "cock and balls" but also "innappropriate" being on a kids tv character which also led to "paedo" due to the age group the show originally appealed to.

*not having a go M3, obviously, just nattering*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)
# aye, as you say horses for courses.
still, we've all been there fella, now just get
back to the quite frankly amazing animation stuff you do. :)

*talented git
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)
# this /\
*offers cake*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# fine, file me under paedo
*sheesh*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)
# not you! Bungle!!!
;D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)
# *does a Langham*
;)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)
# knob knob knob knob knob knob knob knob knob knob knob knob
knob knob knob knob knob knob schmerg knob knob knob knob knob knob knob knob merm knob knob knob knob knob knob knob knob schmerg knob knob

knob knob knob schmerg knob knob knob knob merm knob knob knob knob schmerg knob knob knob knob knob knob merm knob knob knob knob knob knob

:D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Discomeats likes knob
xD
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# many people say I am one
:D

and I have no interest in anyone elses knob!

damn it!

keep that thing to yourself! you'll have someone's eye out!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)
# Looks sore.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
# tsk tsk
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)
# why is it called a prince albert
?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)
# Because Princess Margaret had one
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# *laughs himself silly*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# it's not
it's very similar, but I believe that's a Herb Alpert
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# wikipedia
has been telling lies again!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# Nothing I don't see
Every time I pee...
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# haha
better thwn the zombies

keep up the improvement!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# THIS^^^
though I've now read the Mario thread. Hmph!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# good lord!
that looks just like a huge glistening, moist cock.

(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# In a certain light...
it looks a wee bit like a minaret!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)
# *burns embassy*
:D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)
# I for one like this muchly.
On another note, it's very interesting how when anybody posts anything allegedly NSFW or over an acceptable filesize how suddenly everybody emerges to make a comment. Myself included, it would appear.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Embrace the nazi within!
:D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)
# I've just been making this exact same point to another b3tan via msn
irrespective of the image content, more people immediately heckle, argue or bait in replies these days,
sad really :(
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Unfortunately it's the main reason I don't post many pictures these days.
I know it's all been heard before, but /boards not the place it once was.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)
# If that's true
then it needs you more than ever. Post more, not less.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)
# it's like you're reading my msn conversation with another b3tan at this very moment
/it's needs more pixel mash film stuff, things which NOBODY can complain about...

/I vote 'Debbie Does Dallas'....

*scarpers* ;)

why can't we all just get along? It's only the internet for pity's sake :(
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)
# this is why I don't bother a lot either
perhaps it would be a beter place if you posted more Mr Folds.... I do still love Back To The Future.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# no one would have a go at your stuff surely?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# It's not so much that; It's more that people seem more willing to slag off other peoples work
than comment on decent stuff. Too many really good posts by b3tans go uncommented, whilst anything NSFW or over 50k gets flooded with remarks. It just gets depressing to see.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)
# yeah, 'tis rather annoying
that and the way that once one person has said "your animation is 800k, why not try blah blah blah.." it doesn't need 20 more people shouting and posting hundreds more k of "fail" anims.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)
# I've just been saying that a few more 'prominent' B3tans (as once were) don't post so much these days,
and we thought that may be one of the reasons.

prunes, your good self, beau, manic, eclectech to name but a few. Ok I'm not a 'long standing' member, or particualrly talented like the others with defined 'genres', but its a shame really, cos there's loads of good stuff going to waste, and
going straight to other sites. Still, guess it's just an evolutionary phase of b3ta I guess.
Maybe one day we'll be able to download a 'tolerance' patch for b3ta.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)
# they should lead by example
post nice replies to other peoples stuff, try and turn the tide.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Thats all that I *do* do nowaways :)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# they did that, gave up under the tide of oppresion I think
it's easier to knock than to praise, cos everyone is safe in the
knowledge they are behind a computer. Hell, even I used to be a 'nazi'
but really, if someone fucks up, let 'em, I don't need to get involved or say anything these days cos
they'll get twice as many people telling them
'fail' 'fuck off' etc etc than a post which ticks all the boxes and is genuinely nice or indeed fantastic will get.
still, we all come crawling back in the end I guess, even for small visits.

It's much nicer to be nice in the long run, I certainly enjoy B3ta more for it,
just a pity there's not so much encouragement of the decent stuff as there used to be...

*plays hovis commercial music in background*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)
# * Waits for HT to post a reply to one of his.
* waits..............
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)
# what are you on about?
I reply to other peoples work all the time with smiles, laughs, applauds and stuff.

And I've certainly congratulated Folds Five on his pixel skills.

Please expand on your insults in future
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Didn't mean to insult you - I will expand
I've posted a pile of stuff recently that's gone down really quite well. I've seen you post all sorts of responses on either side of mine - not always full of woos - I guess it boils down to me very obviously appreciating your stuff and you not appearing to return the compliment - not that you have to or anything but I'd prefer a straight "you're shite" to an ignore.

This would appear to run contrary to your previous statement
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 22:18, archived)
# My statement at no point
said that Folds Five or anyone else for that matter should reply to every single post ever posted on the board. That would be ridiculous.
And I'm certainly not going to tell someone they are shit as that is far worse than being too busy to comment.

Due to the aggressive and antagonistic nature of many recent posts, many regulars are posting less and less, to the extent of only posting 2 or 3 replies to peoples comments to their own work and not risking replying to other peoples work at all.

I can see their point, shit like this happens.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 7:16, archived)
# *waits.
may I begin to insult you yet?
(, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 2:34, archived)
# well done
but please linky.

it's about as obviously a cock as
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Is this going to be called...
HappyToastGate?

*clicking to support the controversy*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)
# arg gate arg gate
why is any controversy called gate? it is amazing lack of imagination

hmm.. "watergate hotel" squidygate, gate gate, late gate, bahhh1!!

*gategasms*

I'm not trying to be a twat, I just .. meh

gate :( gate gate gate!!!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)
# OK then
I so name it:

HappyToastStile
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)
# who's the cruel bastard that photographed that pierced slug?
it definitely bears no resemblance to porn even close up. but it is a very good likeness of boy bits, no mistake, and as a picture of a real girl milk dispensing appendage no matter if it forms the dome of st pauls is deemed nsfw. i'm afraid mr toast this should be linked.

edit/ this post appears to be written in non standard english and makes no sense, i'll go back to downloading my porn and leave you guys to formulate valid arguments in opposition to mr toasts image
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)
# People care too much about things.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)
# yeah!
fuck things!

*throws all of his things out of the window*

oh fuck!! my things!!!

*runs outside and gathers them back up and brings them inside*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)
# crikey!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)
# THIS PICTURE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE PORN.
 
ALSO, IT IS AWESOME.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 2:26, archived)
# I am ambivalent in my views on this post
less cock more amazing animations I say
and if you haven't got anything positive to say (not you - the board) then shuttit!

:(
(, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 8:49, archived)
# Never mind whether it's NSFW
What the fuck is the Albert Monument?
(, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!!!!
Having trawled my way all through this enormous thread, this is like the ultimate punchline

and I've gone and spoiled it now
(, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)
# No
The poster below did that.
And stephen sondheim? I heard you're a song stealing gobshite!
(, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)
# 'obviously a cock' yesterday, My Boss
'more pictures less words' everyday, Summer Vuss
'my eyes' Monday, HappyToast
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 0:59, archived)