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# An old joke, badly 'shopped
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
Use the forks!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)
# that joke
is my favourite of all time
it being so long and pointless for the weak punchline
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Stop feeling my presents
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)
# it won't be mine.....
my birthday's not for ages
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)
# *rolls eyes*
when is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:13, archived)
# 26th december
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:13, archived)
# haha
Oh, shitty deal mate :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)
# tell me about it.
i still get the odd double wrapped present!!!
bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)
# move somewhere that doesn't celebrat christmas
or become a jehovas witness.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:29, archived)
# *remembers*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)
# *marks in diary*
damn - I already have something in for that day
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)
# thats the thing though.
no-one is ever availble until after new year.
and they're skint by then anyways
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Mine's in May
It's so faaaaaar
*despairs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:21, archived)
# my daughters is in may too!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)
# *starts putting 2 & 2 together*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)
# she's not my mum i'm her dad!!
*too confusing*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)
# horniness and time-machines
can do that to you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:29, archived)
# 5!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)
# *expects nudity in 5 posts tiime*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)
# I always do
This is why I live in a world of constant disappointment
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# *flashes*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# *flashes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# *splashes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# mine's further Jess
mine's in June
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)
# but that means
you've not long had it!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)
# a valid point sir
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Yeah
But you get mink-snack presents almost daily!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:27, archived)
# a fair comment.
and you have a mink wrap.
a live mink wrap.
a warm live mink wrap.

so we both win
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:29, archived)
# so, am I the only loser?
am I the only loser?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)
# never
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Yeah, about that...
...it's all very well and good on here, but you're not going to try it at the bash are you?

I may die. Of broken necks.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:32, archived)
# haha
i said that to the Prof the other day.
I shall refrain from curling round your neck.
though there are many who would gladly have
a 12 stone scotsman round their neck
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I didn't say I wouldn't enjoy my last seconds!
...just that I'd rather alive
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:39, archived)
# ok
what if i just put my arms round your neck and
not my whole body?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Hahah, nice comp entry
That sounds like a fair compromise
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:52, archived)
# depends which way you're facing . . .
ashally no it doesn't . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)
# mine's not for ages as well an all
edit: ooh, blimey actually it's not that far off - doesn't time fly, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:13, archived)
# when's yours dixypoo?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)
# 20 Sept
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:15, archived)
# mine's 21st!
hurrah for Virgos!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:16, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Traditional Virgo Traits
from www.astrology-online.com/virgo.htm


Modest and shy
Meticulous and reliable
Practical and diligent
Intelligent and analytical


On the dark side....

Fussy and a worrier
Overcritical and harsh
Perfectionist and conservative

I am ALL of these things and I don't even believe this shite
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Why are being overcritical, harsh and a perfectionist under "dark sides"
They are the things that make my day :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:19, archived)
# how very..
all-encompassing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)
# are you suggesting that this cannot be true?
surely it is written in the planets! The fact that Pluto is no longer a planet can't changes anything can it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:27, archived)
# they did a thing on 'the one show' last night wher he asked people their star sign
then gave them a sheet describing certain traits, people we all 'oh my god it's so me' until he gave them a sheet for a diffeent star sign and it had the same thing written on it.

they all had the same thing written on them and are such broad generalizations, it's a fix up i tells ya, a bloody farce.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha
well you would think its a fixup - you and an entire 12th of the world's population
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:27, archived)
# did you see the thing derren brown did?
he interviewed a load of people then wrote a summary of what they were like.
they all read their summaries and agreed that he was right.
he then asked them to put the summaries on a table.
he mixed them all up and told them to go pick one.
if it was theirs they were to put it back and pick another.
all the summaries were exactly the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)
# hehehe
mind control warlock.

burn him, burn him...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)
# it's proper ages to mine
4th June
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:21, archived)
# aww Minky
Gimme your address and I'll send you a present ;P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:22, archived)
# what kind of present?
*suspicious yet excited*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Surprise
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)
# ooh my favourite kind!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)
#
Adaptable and versatile - true
Communicative and witty - true
Intellectual and eloquent - true
Youthful and lively - false

dark side

Nervous and tense - true
Superficial and inconsistent - false
Cunning and inquisitive - true

i wonder why cunning and inquisitive are dark side
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Devious and Nosey
Sounds like a 70's British private Eye cartoon
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)
# fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)
# You seem pretty youthful and lively to me ......
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)
# haha
that's just cos i'm not what your normally used to

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)
# ouch!
you can be so cutting!

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# *holds*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:39, archived)
# That and nobody buys you presents 'cos you smell
just kidding
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)
# *rolls newspaper*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:29, archived)
# I birthday
upon this Sabbath.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Happy Birthday for Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Why, thank you.
*does a pre-birthday dance*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Is it dancing time?
Cos i can boogie.
Boogy voogie.
But I need a certain song.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Nice feely action
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:20, archived)