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[challenge entry] The disco is vibrating, the sound is loud and grating, it's truly nauseating - let's do the dance again....

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(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)
# yayay
there's so much in that one

I like the badge!

its not as good as mine though
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(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Pfffft.
I thought I'd be safe from binduns with that song. he even used the same deckchair source.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# HER NAME WAS LOLA... SHE WAS A SHOW GIRL!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
#
But Rico went a bit too far, Tony sailed across the bar
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single gun shot
But just who shot who?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)
# I really want to skip work and go to the pub now!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# skip, be free!
I shall be going myself soon ( but only to look for my cunt of a ex tenant who did not understand that upon eviction you don't take the contents of a furnished flat with you )

Nads are getting kicked. I'd better start on the Stella so as not to wimp out when the sob story starts.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# what a thieving scumbag
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Stupid things like a rug
that the mrs picked up from Ikea. Kettle, toaster, cutlery and even some pictures from the wall. Did the fool think he acquired them by osmosis or something?
The world of people has me boggled on occasion.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Break his legs!!
Althoug my ex tried something like that. Shame I took pics of everything when I moved in first.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)
# I've got a tenancy agreement
that contains a list of contents that he signed when he moved in. I'd never have took him on but the Mrs had some whinge about his bird who was up the duff. He lost his job within a month of moving in and I knew he'd never make it to 12 months without defaulting. Still, I don't want to sound bitter, I'm just a bit bemused by it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)
# do you still have his deposit?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Sorry was /AFK
nah. He could not pay his rent for the last two months so like a prick I allowed him to use his bond as rent whilst he looked for another place.
This is why he's getting a kicking and not a solicitor's letter.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)
# I'm planning to do just that in ten minutes!
Hurrah for Fridays! Boo for having a dentist appointment at half two.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Haha
Managed to get this with out looking at the filename! Brilliant song.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Perfection
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# It took far too long
and now I have the song stuck in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)
# haha
serves you right

don't worry - something else will come along soon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Well, it does say...
And now you you've heard it once,
Your brain will spring a leak,
And though you hate this song,
You'll be humming it for weeks.

Hooooooold a chicken in the air...

Oh crap. Get it off me. Get it off me!
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:18, archived)