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[challenge entry] Don't say bindun - this took minutes...

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(I helped save b3ta! Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)
# *keeps schtum*
/nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:07, archived)
# shhhhh
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)
# lol
...this'll be rendition 324 then.
(I helped save b3ta! Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:12, archived)
# i've just realised that the only way
you can tell the difference between when i'm 'at work' and when i'm 'on break'
is that when i'm at work, i'm on b3ta, and when i'm on break, i'm reading my book

what the fuck are they paying me for?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:08, archived)
# you have won star prize in this weeks QOTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)
# something like that
fuck it, i'm going to hand my notice in
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Make sure you get another job first.
You're not as appealing to a potential employer if you're not actually doing anything when you apply for the job.

"available for an immediate start" is not a plus.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Thanks for the tip
I was actually contemplating doing the same mistake as Micto.
(duck Quack !, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)
# meh
i'm changing locations, having a kid, all sorts of shit

i'll temp for a while if need be
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:17, archived)
# That's a crazy thing to say.

I quit my job, took three months off and then got another job again without any problems.

But then I *am* fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)
# nothing is ridiculous when i comes to employemnt
people who hire other people are irrational individuals, just like veryone else
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Irrational, yet JUDGEMENTAL.
The worst kind of irrational.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Go for it!


Don't let today's crashing world economy stop you either.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Sounds like my job.
Except im the boss and so cant be fired easily.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)
# RRRIINNNG RIIIINNNGGG!
"hello"

"hello, I wish to complain about the lack of chickens in your ATMs"

"ah sank you please, Aiy wull tray tu sot yuh prubleem..."

"oh bugger!"
(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:08, archived)
# ok then, this one has been done
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)
# aha!
well not A-ha, but aha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:12, archived)
# penny drops
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:22, archived)