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[challenge entry] Just help yourself ...
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From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 773 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 1:08, archived)
# winz!
clickety click
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 1:09, archived)
# I have that song in my head now :D
Semi serious TJ: how many of you think Madeline's parents did it? I really don't, but there again, I think MJ is innocent, so am I the best judge?
(Northern Lovely, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 1:10, archived)
# I don't believe they did it
but there's definitly something suspicious about the whole thing.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 1:12, archived)
# Yeah, I remember thinking when they were interviewed
they seemed a bit too cool, but then I told myself off for being horrible.
(Northern Lovely, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 1:14, archived)
# Just read your QOTW reply for "pfft"
Had me laughing like a loon!
I cant beleive that you made a nurse gag!!! (I have some freinds that are nusres & know what they can handle)
Top work mate:)

'Ning Everyone!
*resists inserting most recent 'Ning gif*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 1:19, archived)
# I feel a slight sense of shame
luckily, it's overshadowed by my pride :)
(Northern Lovely, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Hahahaaa!
*Hai fiiiive*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 1:22, archived)
# i dont think they did it
but they certainly know how to exploit the fact that their child has been stolen and raped to death.

jacko definately did inappropriate things to those children, but he is, essentailly a child himself. so that makes it only really wierd rather than criminal in my view.

-presuming no willies were involved
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 1:16, archived)
# Yeah, that's kinda what I think
I don't think he's *innocent* innocent, I just think he needs some serious help.

I'm really glad I'm not rich & famous, that's for damn sure.
(Northern Lovely, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 1:20, archived)
# Wow, I never knew b3ta got full of common sense in the gay shift
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 1:34, archived)
# ?
im really rich and famous and its fucking brilliant!
*rapes child for research*
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 1:44, archived)
# Then write a song about it, just like him.
"Filling teens, I've got it covered ..." hums catchy bass line
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 1:57, archived)
# I said there is something fishy
about the whole thing since day one. I'm not sure what it is, but there's something fishy.

The parents know where she is/was.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 12 Aug 2007, 2:13, archived)
# Even if they don't
Ultimately, they have to live with the responsibility for her death. Especially in these "enlightened" times where parents are too shit-scared to let their kids do healthy things like walk more than 10 yards to the park alone, or cycle/walk to school.

Even when I were young, you didn't leave kids that age alone. It's just common sense.

So, if one of their spokespeople is reading, pass it on: The McCanns are responsible for her death, even if they didn't do it. And they're a bunch of loathsome media whores.
(tastyother, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 3:49, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 1:13, archived)
# Yerrrrrrfffffff
!
(Exploding. Plastic. Inevitable. failed to see the light on, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 1:14, archived)
# needs more blood!...
...some blood....any blood!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Yeah!
Kill bill 1 style spurting!!!!
(still woo though)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 1:23, archived)
# In true KB style...
...in Black and White....
(Exploding. Plastic. Inevitable. failed to see the light on, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 1:26, archived)