he also cant sing at all well anymoregood musician though
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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:26,
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Gilmour, however, was always the best.And he's going strong.
Like me, with my own song "ABC":
ABC
(Like me, with my own song "ABC":
ABC
ClanSoul,
Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:35,
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Lyrics:A is for AIDS, its fun to have
B is for bollocks, things like science and maths
C is for Chlamydia, this you should know;
If you have Chlamydia then kids are a no
D is for dildos that you found at the dock
E is for elephant, their trunks like my cock
F is for feet, feet, feet, feet, feet, feet, feet, feet, feet;
I’ll put mine up your ass and then they’ll reek!
G is for gay, this describes Fred,
H is for HIV, he got it from bed,
I is for infertile, this describes you;
I ripped out your testicles and made a stew
J is for Jesuz, spelled with a ‘z’
K is for beer, sold by the keg!
L is for lipo-suction, fat kids need this
They don’t even see their cocks when they have a piss
M is for mammary glands, they’re nice to squeeze
N is for nachos, which go well with cheese
O is for opium, this isn’t nice stuff;
But you decide for yourselves, just go have a puff!
P is for profanity, swear words are great!
Q is for pool, now go masturbate.
R is for rape, but you can’t rape the willing
Unless you drug them and give them a damn good filling
S is for sicko, this describes Mike
T is for tiny kids that he seems to like
U is for orang-utan, a short orange man,
V is for candy, kids! So hop in my van!
W is weird, such as dicks made of corn
X is for XXX this stands for porn
Y is for yellow people, like the Chinese;
You know the ones I mean, they all live in trees!
And now we come to the last letter
U was the worst, but this one’s much better
We’ve come to Z, the last one of all
Z is for-
(B is for bollocks, things like science and maths
C is for Chlamydia, this you should know;
If you have Chlamydia then kids are a no
D is for dildos that you found at the dock
E is for elephant, their trunks like my cock
F is for feet, feet, feet, feet, feet, feet, feet, feet, feet;
I’ll put mine up your ass and then they’ll reek!
G is for gay, this describes Fred,
H is for HIV, he got it from bed,
I is for infertile, this describes you;
I ripped out your testicles and made a stew
J is for Jesuz, spelled with a ‘z’
K is for beer, sold by the keg!
L is for lipo-suction, fat kids need this
They don’t even see their cocks when they have a piss
M is for mammary glands, they’re nice to squeeze
N is for nachos, which go well with cheese
O is for opium, this isn’t nice stuff;
But you decide for yourselves, just go have a puff!
P is for profanity, swear words are great!
Q is for pool, now go masturbate.
R is for rape, but you can’t rape the willing
Unless you drug them and give them a damn good filling
S is for sicko, this describes Mike
T is for tiny kids that he seems to like
U is for orang-utan, a short orange man,
V is for candy, kids! So hop in my van!
W is weird, such as dicks made of corn
X is for XXX this stands for porn
Y is for yellow people, like the Chinese;
You know the ones I mean, they all live in trees!
And now we come to the last letter
U was the worst, but this one’s much better
We’ve come to Z, the last one of all
Z is for-
ClanSoul,
Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:37,
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No.I used it for Z because it's last and more unexpected.
( ClanSoul,
Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:43,
archived)
I'll give you zygotes!wait...
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:50,
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