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(gw636 ~greater authority through social engineering!, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:23, archived)
# I love Pink Floyd
But Waters is a whiney git.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:24, archived)
# he also cant sing at all well anymore
good musician though
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Gilmour, however, was always the best.
And he's going strong.

Like me, with my own song "ABC":
ABC
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Lyrics:
A is for AIDS, its fun to have
B is for bollocks, things like science and maths
C is for Chlamydia, this you should know;
If you have Chlamydia then kids are a no

D is for dildos that you found at the dock
E is for elephant, their trunks like my cock
F is for feet, feet, feet, feet, feet, feet, feet, feet, feet;
I’ll put mine up your ass and then they’ll reek!

G is for gay, this describes Fred,
H is for HIV, he got it from bed,
I is for infertile, this describes you;
I ripped out your testicles and made a stew

J is for Jesuz, spelled with a ‘z’
K is for beer, sold by the keg!
L is for lipo-suction, fat kids need this
They don’t even see their cocks when they have a piss

M is for mammary glands, they’re nice to squeeze
N is for nachos, which go well with cheese
O is for opium, this isn’t nice stuff;
But you decide for yourselves, just go have a puff!

P is for profanity, swear words are great!
Q is for pool, now go masturbate.
R is for rape, but you can’t rape the willing
Unless you drug them and give them a damn good filling

S is for sicko, this describes Mike
T is for tiny kids that he seems to like
U is for orang-utan, a short orange man,
V is for candy, kids! So hop in my van!

W is weird, such as dicks made of corn
X is for XXX this stands for porn
Y is for yellow people, like the Chinese;
You know the ones I mean, they all live in trees!

And now we come to the last letter
U was the worst, but this one’s much better
We’ve come to Z, the last one of all
Z is for-
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Z A N K !
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:37, archived)
# No.
Listen to the song.
www.b3ta.com/board/7533221
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:38, archived)
# NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 23:11, archived)
# 7/10
Needs more XYLOPHONE BUGGERY
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)
# No.
I used it for Z because it's last and more unexpected.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:43, archived)
# zygotes
they are very small?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Listen to the song.
www.b3ta.com/board/7533221
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:48, archived)
# I'll give you zygotes!
wait...
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:50, archived)
# CyberScrotes
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:53, archived)
# well done
i bow down before you, how can i download this?
(oliver4858 packing to go back to school at, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Yeah
I'm a Gilmore personage
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:37, archived)
# I think Waters is a dick head
He got money from his dad's death, whined about it more, lost his singing voice and fucked Pink Floyd up.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:39, archived)
# I have to say I have seen him do the complete wall in quadsound
at Glasto one year and it was fucking awesome.

But he is a winey git"!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:45, archived)
# I love Delicate Sound of Thunder
That's their best live album.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:50, archived)
# is pink floyd really pink?
edit: BIGGER
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:25, archived)
# And what is this "Floyd"?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:27, archived)
# He's a British TV chef
who drinks a lot while cooking

Rather funny
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:28, archived)
# he looks a mess now tho
reallly really old

due to being pissed 24/7 I guess :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:29, archived)
# That's not age
The alcohol has that effect.
Freezes you in time and the alcohol breasks up your skin cells turning you slowly into a gelatenous blob.
What do you think water-beds are filled with? Water? Pah!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:33, archived)
# its a type of bird
or was it a horse... maybe it was a winged unicorn horse bird? smoking a pipe whilst riding a unicycle backwards down a hill
G'nite b3ta!
*dribbles on the keyboard*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:28, archived)
# it was a mushroom in Chorlton and the Wheelies
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:32, archived)
# oh no
please don't remind me of this...
charlie chalk was better, and bertha the magic machine thingy
*falls off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:33, archived)
# I am the proud owner of a pipe :)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Pink and Floyd were blues singers
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:34, archived)
# MORE CRANE"
it's the seams that make it so craney
woo yay btw, very pretty
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:28, archived)
# The darkseams of the moon!
That's my favourite :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:35, archived)
# More Crane, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)
# LET THE BANDWAGON COMMENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:45, archived)
# and vice versa
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:30, archived)
# waters is an assmunch
Gilmour ftw
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 22:58, archived)