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# I like big Butts and i cannot lie
'ningles all, speaking of big butts, teh Mrs comes home in about 5 hours :D
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 10:05, archived)
# 'ello!
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 10:05, archived)
# How do Mr Weasel
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Dave.
*a tiny ufo, like the ones in "batteries not included", appears and using its tiny tractor beam lifts my hat from my head then gently lowers it back down again*
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Mr Mink
*waves from a distance, just as a sniper fires I notice a shiny penny on the floor an my hat is shot off.*
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 10:28, archived)
# better start fluffing then!
=)
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 10:06, archived)
# its ok, I can do it myself
you can have teh day off
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 10:07, archived)
# aw =(
*puts impliments away*
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 10:09, archived)
# *kicks on the shin*
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 10:15, archived)
# ouch!!!
what was that for?!
*jams fingers up minks nose*
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 10:19, archived)
# i spoke to you down there
*points down*
and you didn't speak back to me
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 10:23, archived)
# *looks*
where?!
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 10:30, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Mrs Draws! Mrs Draws!
You know what he said about you?
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Shhhhhhhhh
besides she knows she has a big bum, its what draws me to her, well the gravitational pull does
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 10:07, archived)
# We of the big bum clan are always aware of our assets
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 10:08, archived)
# as said before
I like big Butts and I cannot lie
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 10:09, archived)
# cannot lie eh?
hmmm
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 10:09, archived)
# *tries to deny*
*fails*
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 10:10, archived)
# *jiggles*
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 10:13, archived)
# You could hypnotise people
draw swirls all over it
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 10:15, archived)
# you've made us well aware of your assets
*re-awares*
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 10:09, archived)
# *clubs*
*stifles with duct-tape*
*rolls up in a carpet*
*throws in a car boot*

Any other squealers?
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Dark in here isn't it?
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 10:09, archived)
# nope.....
*looks around*
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 10:10, archived)
# *clubs ives for good measure*
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 10:10, archived)
# can I join Club Ives?
has it got attended toilets?
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Why yes.
Whether thats a good thing or not is open to debate though.
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 10:14, archived)
# *rubs hands together*
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 10:21, archived)
# ouch!
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 10:18, archived)