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# Woo!
not 'shopped (source):

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Hahaha
Jack Chick FTW!*



no, actually he's a fucking cunt and deserves to die a painful death



(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:01, archived)
# as a scientist
he reeeeeeeealy gets on my tits. Just a huge pack of lies about biology, evolution, dinosaurs etc.

And the safe sex ones! Blimey. HE is, in a very real sense, evil. Who would thing like that?
(Bob the Scutter, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Who would what like what!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Doh
should be 'think like that'.

Mong.
(Bob the Scutter, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:20, archived)
# "HE is, in a very real sense, evil."
I'll happily second that.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:10, archived)
# and basic errors
AIDS /= virus
(snooo, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:11, archived)
# and devious sleight of hands
just because they are made of the same material, does not make them equally porous. A steel girder is less porous than a colander.

And besides, if robber gloves did not stop viruses etc. docs would not wear them!
(Bob the Scutter, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:29, archived)
# woo, err.
no shopping?

they be brainwashed, them fools.
(snooo, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)
# I've actually met a guy who thought men had one less rib than women*
He was TOTALLY convinced of this, and refused to be 'tempted' by the notion that he count his ribs and those of a woman.


(*because God took a rib from Adam to make Eve, because the Eve grown from scratch made him want to vom)
/gaiman
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:16, archived)
# truthiness
at work
(snooo, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:22, archived)
# fucking hell
don't get me started

satire: baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/
real: www.conservapedia.com/

... scary thing is how hard it is to tell the difference
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:26, archived)
# try TalkOrigins
vast database to shoot down any of this nonsense and lots more besides. Highly recommended for any atheists / scientists / liberal types.
(Bob the Scutter, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:36, archived)
# denial is far more powerful than logic, sorry
www.conservapedia.com/Talk.origins
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Oh Jesus (mmmmm irony)
I hadn't seen that.....

Some convenient truth bending. The posts may not be peer reviewed, but they are reviewed by a scientific editorial board and they are fully referenced. Rather more authoritative than that suggests.
(Bob the Scutter, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:47, archived)
# careful
he sues
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Tch.
What good will that money do him in heaven?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:21, archived)
# nothing
as his utter lack of christianity might affect the odds of him going there :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:30, archived)
# careful
he sues
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:34, archived)
# elements of
telling the trut
turning the other cheek
love thy brother
do unto you etc.

all seem to be somewhat lacking in his polemics. I mean tracts.
(Bob the Scutter, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:34, archived)
# to quote Google's search entry on Chick.
Chick, Jack
Chick cartoon tracts make witnessing easy for anyone! The cartoons grab people's attention, then each tract presents a simple gospel message.

..that the audience is retarded.
(snooo, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:30, archived)