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# This took far longer than I'd have hoped
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:40, archived)
# and then the other men came in
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:41, archived)
# *turns neck 3 degrees to the left*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Fuck off ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:42, archived)
# The chance would be a fine thing:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:42, archived)
# The chance to do what?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Me getting laid:p
I've been single since February! I have to say my guitar playing has got a lot faster though:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:46, archived)
# nothing improves dexterity
like being single
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:51, archived)
# I think I'm ready for a Antonio Forcione solo now.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Yup
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:48, archived)
# There was an fp with the same gag
I don't remember who did it, but his one was in a courtroom and had a punchline.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Yeah well this isn't an fp, this isn't a courtoom and it has no punchline
so it's completely different.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Hahar!
Found it.
www.b3ta.com/board/5567642
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Seen that one
mine's done better.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Jokes are better than technique.
Cool thrives on novelty.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)
# But his joke is actually different to mine
his is about the barrister being a paedo.

Mine's about a comic strip that could be changed to make it look sick and wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Fucktard!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:56, archived)
# That's more like it!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:58, archived)
# MORE OBTRUSIVE BONERS REQUIRED!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Not if it's not part of the joke
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)
# WHOSE JOKING?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:03, archived)
# What's up with the pinky shift?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:04, archived)
# PINKY SHIFT RULES!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Oh, that's mine!
*yoink*

Cheers fella.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:07, archived)
# There's a joke?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:03, archived)
# I concur.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)
# BONERS BONERS BONERS BONERS BONERS BONERS BONERS BONERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Wheeeeeee!
*mongclaps*
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:06, archived)
# Is that like a seal clap
but belming at the same time?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Indeed so.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:07, archived)
# AND IT HELPS IF YOU SQUASH YOUR KNOB
CUASE EVERYONE KNOWS SEALS HAVE FALT DICKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)
# WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE DOCTOR DYSLEXIA!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:10, archived)
# *MAKES SEAL NOISE*

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:13, archived)
# I love it when the posts get all squashed up on the side of the page.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Don't you ever sleep.
it's gotta be stupid'o'clock in the morning down there and I saw you not long after that time over here.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:14, archived)
# its just gone stupid o clock and its now half past 'is that the fucking time!'
i tried to sleep earleir but my bean bag wouldnt fit under my desk! (im on night shift)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:40, archived)
# OBVIOUS BONER JOKE
hahahahahahaha GOLD!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)
# :)
EDIT: I've just noticed his head is a bit see through...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:47, archived)
# It was like that when I got here
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Oh okay.
Heheh. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:55, archived)
# :D

Click for full picture
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:05, archived)
# OHSH--
Awesome, doooood.
(Valiance, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:06, archived)
# Hehe
Thanksh
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Thank god I have my headphones on.
If I didn't that would've been mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Woo!
not 'shopped (source):

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Hahaha
Jack Chick FTW!*



no, actually he's a fucking cunt and deserves to die a painful death



(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:01, archived)
# as a scientist
he reeeeeeeealy gets on my tits. Just a huge pack of lies about biology, evolution, dinosaurs etc.

And the safe sex ones! Blimey. HE is, in a very real sense, evil. Who would thing like that?
(Bob the Scutter, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Who would what like what!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Doh
should be 'think like that'.

Mong.
(Bob the Scutter, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:20, archived)
# "HE is, in a very real sense, evil."
I'll happily second that.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:10, archived)
# and basic errors
AIDS /= virus
(snooo, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:11, archived)
# and devious sleight of hands
just because they are made of the same material, does not make them equally porous. A steel girder is less porous than a colander.

And besides, if robber gloves did not stop viruses etc. docs would not wear them!
(Bob the Scutter, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:29, archived)
# woo, err.
no shopping?

they be brainwashed, them fools.
(snooo, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)
# I've actually met a guy who thought men had one less rib than women*
He was TOTALLY convinced of this, and refused to be 'tempted' by the notion that he count his ribs and those of a woman.


(*because God took a rib from Adam to make Eve, because the Eve grown from scratch made him want to vom)
/gaiman
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:16, archived)
# truthiness
at work
(snooo, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:22, archived)
# fucking hell
don't get me started

satire: baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/
real: www.conservapedia.com/

... scary thing is how hard it is to tell the difference
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:26, archived)
# try TalkOrigins
vast database to shoot down any of this nonsense and lots more besides. Highly recommended for any atheists / scientists / liberal types.
(Bob the Scutter, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:36, archived)
# denial is far more powerful than logic, sorry
www.conservapedia.com/Talk.origins
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Oh Jesus (mmmmm irony)
I hadn't seen that.....

Some convenient truth bending. The posts may not be peer reviewed, but they are reviewed by a scientific editorial board and they are fully referenced. Rather more authoritative than that suggests.
(Bob the Scutter, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:47, archived)
# careful
he sues
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Tch.
What good will that money do him in heaven?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:21, archived)
# nothing
as his utter lack of christianity might affect the odds of him going there :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:30, archived)
# careful
he sues
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:34, archived)
# elements of
telling the trut
turning the other cheek
love thy brother
do unto you etc.

all seem to be somewhat lacking in his polemics. I mean tracts.
(Bob the Scutter, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:34, archived)
# to quote Google's search entry on Chick.
Chick, Jack
Chick cartoon tracts make witnessing easy for anyone! The cartoons grab people's attention, then each tract presents a simple gospel message.

..that the audience is retarded.
(snooo, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:30, archived)