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# second go! (only posted the once this time:D)
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mod edit: little bit large maybe. and change your compression settings, the file size should be a lot less than 100K
(astraboy, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:35, archived)
# the moon, your post etc etc
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Having spent all my anger on cunt boy down there
I'll make this polite:

Be a dear and keep still images under 50k
Just reduse the dimensions of the image, 300 pixels would be fine, as the writing is quite big.

Animations can go up to 250k, under 200 if possible.

It's all in the faq.

Edit: YES! And I'm so proud of you for findign the 'edit' button!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Would people with aids be kept inside, or outside?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:38, archived)
# good aids or bad aids?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:39, archived)
# They'd be inside
drinking the paint
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:43, archived)
# I'd like to imagine they're kept in a big massive tent like affair which had these big swing things from the upper sections that were propped off stanchions I'd call it something like the flying trapeze or
AIDS VICTIMS IN THE AIR and sell tickets for 25 pounds a pop
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)
# You'll have to make it clear they're all wearing tight pants though
or you'll never sell them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:43, archived)
# what a ridiculous thing to say
of course that's implied by them being aids victims

;)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:45, archived)
# could be naked aids victims...
charge 50 quid!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:46, archived)
# BIGGER!
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:40, archived)
# hahahahha
IRONY!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:40, archived)
# irony is good
but i prefer goldy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)
# You'll shag any Blue Peter dog living or dead!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:43, archived)
# lies! all lies!
i was never in the blue peter garden, you hear me? never!
*hides shovel*
NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Ah more of a Percy Thrower person then huh?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)
# ahh, percy....
*misty-eyed remembrances*

ahem..erm..well....

i must dash, i have an apple crumble to make...honestly!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:03, archived)
# is that in flemish?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Arf
I thought that too.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Oooh who's a big boy!
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:40, archived)
# I say old bean!
Be a dear and make in a tad larger would you? The missus and myself are enjoying pimms on the sundeck and can't quite read it from the bottom of the garden, there's a good fellow.

EDIT: Curses! Now one looks rather foolish...but nicely resized. :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:40, archived)
# You dumb fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)