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# Wetherspoons?
We call it the Lardy-Arse brekkie, aka *censored*, and it is the finest cooked brekkie to be sure :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:30, archived)
# =D
arse bastard


*goes back to w*rk*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:31, archived)
# that's "bitch"
if you don't mind! :D

now i'm off for my enlardening...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:35, archived)
# wetherspoons indeed!
their addition of hash browns makes it a brekkie to be reckoned with!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:32, archived)
# I'm quite, quite jealous
And a worryingly close, easily walkable, distance from such an establishment
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:34, archived)
# do it!
doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitd!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:37, archived)
# it's a close call between wethers and BHS
for mass-produced farmhouse breakfast!

I like BHS's because you choose what you want, so if you really wanted you could just have a fuckload of bacon.

I've nearly always thrown up after a Wetherspoons meal (and it's not just my local, this is at any of them)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:34, archived)
# But does it have the epic proportions and free-range eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:36, archived)
# yup.
10 piece breakfast + slice of toast, £2.79.

Fried Eggs, Scrambled Eggs, Bacon (smoked/unsmoked), Sausage, Hash browns, eggy bread, plum tomato, beans, mushrooms, toast, potato croquette thingys, black pudding, white pudding, and more I can't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:41, archived)
# silly gamer!
bacon is for eating, not fucking!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:36, archived)
# I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to stick up
for the independant greasy establishment.

Your chain stores don't even come close to the grot those places serve!

Best I had one time: Cafe opposite Derby station
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:37, archived)
# I once went to a greasy spoon (self advertised as the best in town)
that pretty much skimped on everything, and charged me £4.50 for the trouble. They also asked 'why' I wanted a breakfast because the chef was about to finish (at 9.30 in the morning, it only opened half an hour earlier).

Although the chain stores have about as much character as Paris Hilton's snatch, they're a level playing field. A bit arse, you know whichever one you go to it will at least be an edible breakfast.

Also the greasy spoon near me was recently closed down by health and safety which was of no surprise to me.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Blimey, really?!
I hate greasyspoons as a general rule, too much oil makes me want to puke.

But if you're claiming you had your best ever in my fair town...I'm duty bound to investigate this!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Ohh! I didn't realise you're a Derby-ite
My brother and sister-in-law live there. Couple of years ago I was on the way home from visiting them once and jumped in a cafe directly opposite for brekkie before my stupidly early train. The bacon was about an inch thick and cooked in a gallon of liquid butter...

I'm tempted to jump on the train for one now!

Edit: Oh, and the sausage was that extremely tasty discount sausage and it was about a foot long...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:49, archived)
# So how come you didn't make it to the Derby bash?
Hmm?
HMM?

I spammed my arse off for that event *sob*

Edit: There's another one this October, wanna come? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:54, archived)
# October eh?
If I'm not in school, then sure!

/Teacher blog
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Station Approach has it all...
.. a greasy spoon, chippy, pub and a massage parlour. It’s a wonder anyone makes it into the town centre…. :-)

(Another Derbyian / lurker)
(Rev O'Lucian will unfortunatly age on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Really?
Where are all you guys coming from?!
Last bash there were no Derbyians to be found.

I'm going to set up another soon though so I expect you to all come out of the woodwork and help me represent our 'revamped' city, 'most central city of England'.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:13, archived)