
calling him 'freebs' has something (if not everything) to do with 'three b's', right?
*is slow*
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Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:46,
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*is slow*

Freebs is an ancient title passed down from generation to generation and is used to identify the secret mayor of Leeds and the surrounding area.
NEVER LOOK DIRECTLY AT HIM!
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Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:48,
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NEVER LOOK DIRECTLY AT HIM!

his magnificence is too much for normal eyes, quickly rub duck fat onto your face to remove the magnificence burns...
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Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:53,
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but it attracts teh scorpions who will kiss and lick your face better with their delicate tongues like velvet kitten tails.
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Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:58,
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I'm being very mean to Freebs today, I don't know where it's come from

their random seemingly uncalled for acts of meanness...
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Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:57,
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