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# Dear b3ta board members,
I have been on this board for a whole 7 (seven) minutes and NOT ONCE has somebody posted up something with bees, or magnets, or bees that are magnets but are still bees.

Please rectfy this at once,

Yours Constanza Jukebox.

(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:37, archived)
# And where can i buy it ?

(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:38, archived)
# haha this I approve of.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:38, archived)
# you get a bit of a buzz from it though
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:38, archived)
# *spangs*
*giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:40, archived)
# NO!
nawty freebs
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Does it give you hives?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)
# *spanks*
my hangover's making me all emotional...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)
# As long as you don't wax lyrical
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)
# *starts to cry uncontrollably*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Oh do stop droning on

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)
# I know,
she's such a drama queen.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Enough of this
I'm off for some grub
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)
# I get the feeling she's only jus'warming up

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)
# I have a feeling
calling him 'freebs' has something (if not everything) to do with 'three b's', right?

*is slow*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)
# It is - but you're quicker than me
I had to ask
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)
# I was going to,
but it just clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:48, archived)
# no - nothing at all to do with that
Freebs is an ancient title passed down from generation to generation and is used to identify the secret mayor of Leeds and the surrounding area.

NEVER LOOK DIRECTLY AT HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:48, archived)
# *Looks directly*
Im blind!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)
# arg noooooooes
his magnificence is too much for normal eyes, quickly rub duck fat onto your face to remove the magnificence burns...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)
# *Rubs*
AHHH, the duck fat! IT DOES NOTHING!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)
# the fat does nothing
but it attracts teh scorpions who will kiss and lick your face better with their delicate tongues like velvet kitten tails.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Not that you'd want to anyway


I'm being very mean to Freebs today, I don't know where it's come from
(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)
# women seldom need to explain
their random seemingly uncalled for acts of meanness...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)
# *wallops*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)
# How do you know it's random?
(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)
# you're very right - I shall change it
(random is a too often misused word anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)
# you big meany
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)
# I'll just slip this in here....
Real Photo Monday(300k)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Real photo monkey
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Very nice! Also:
Check it out! As reported on b3ta four hours earlier

b3ta is the cutting edge of journalism..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:43, archived)
# don't be daft
paupers can't afford to live in central London
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)
# stick this in your hive and smoke it


also: \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Don't tempt him!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Yarrr!
It's bee Monday!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Sorry, I dont have a hive, and i dont smoke.

(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:42, archived)
# You are missing out.
Hive smoking is the latest thing.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)
# I know i saw it on TV
but i can't find my local dealer, can i buy the gear off of you ?
(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Naturally.
You'll need 20 of the following,
Bee gloves
Bee hat
Bee shoes
Bee pipe
.....
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)
# ok.
I will find them on eBay. But the nxt big thing is hot wax sniffing.
(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)
# hahaha
I'll have a pint of that too I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)
# ahahahahaahahahaahahahaha
that is ace sir, have a buzzin' woo for that one
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)
# YOu're always buzzing:p
'ningles stranger
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)
# hello you
i have to use the wonderful barnesy at work so don't post as much - plus i keep having to go out on site away from pooters - BASTARDS
hos everything in sunny london?
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Actually as we speak
Sunny:) Had a BBQ last night.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)
# BEEEEEEEES!


I like bees. But not real ones. They annoy me.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)
# I plan to capture a bee and tether it to myself via some thin cotton.
I will then take it for walks an woo all the girls with my sexy bee pet.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:44, archived)
# This is a top notch plan.

I am impressed with it. I will fund it in return for 50% ownership.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)
# have you
been watching cow and chicken, by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)
# No,
its just something I've always thought about but never dared to do.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)
# at least
they're not wasps
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)
# I'm here
does that help?
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)
# It helps me.
Immeasurably.

Who are you?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:43, archived)
# I am Lizzy Bee
I Like bees
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Pffft.
*awards I LIKE BEES award*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)
# There's almost enough information there
for me to add you to my list of people known to exist.

But not quite.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)
# 'NIPPLES NIPPLES NIPPLES!'
?
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Have you proof?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)
# alas, no
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)
# \o/
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Hahahah
It's a cider:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Strongbees is my invention and I say it is a lager.
Then I get to have a double joke at the expence of carlsberg and strongbow.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Well that is true!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)
# *ahem*
Bees please
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:44, archived)
# I care not for your so called evidence.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Haha
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:44, archived)
# 4) PROFIT!!
*click*
(creem all over your face, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)
# what's stripy and lives in the kitchen?
a bee.

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Disreputable company!
I ordered fifty-twelve of these 8 months ago and all I've had so far is a postcard from Bermuda!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Beemuda?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)
# No, she went of her own accord
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
kitchenladyperson
(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)
# I pop over from /talk for a quick peek at /board
and the first post has me in pain trying to supress laughter in the office.

*thumbs up*
(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Hurray!


Now back to /talk with you, there's a good pup.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)
# No!
Release your bee related mirth upon the unsuspecting worker type people.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)
# But strongbow is cider :S
(creem all over your face, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Oh you silly people and your brands.
www.b3ta.com/board/7572489
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)