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# I HAVE NEVER BEEN TEMPTED BY THE CAPSLOCK
WE USE A MASTERPACK PROGRAM AT WORK, OH HOW MY LIFE WOULD BE EASIER IF I JUST USED THE CAPSLOCK, BUT NO. I CHOSE THE PATH OF THE SHIFT AND THIS IS THE PATH I MUST TAKE.

'WHY DON'T YOU JUST USE THE CAPSLOCK KEY?' MY CO WORKERS SAY. THEN I OPEN A CAN OF COKE, A BAG OF CHIPS AND AN ENVELOPE USING JUST MY PINKIE FINGER, AND I THINK THEY UNDERSTAND.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:12, archived)
# ONLY THE SHIFT IS GOD'S GIFT
CAPSLOCK IS THE DEVIL
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:13, archived)
# IF YOUR PINKIE WAS A LITTLE LONGER
I EXPECT YOU'D BE A FRIEND OF ALL THE GIRLS IN THE OFFICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:18, archived)
# ITS AT TIMES LIKE THIS
WHEN I HAVE TO THINK OF THE POOR SOULS WHO STUMBLE UPON B#TA IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:19, archived)
# YES AGREED
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:20, archived)
# ABORTION LOL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:20, archived)
# ROFLCOPTERS KTHXBAI
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:21, archived)
# AAAIIIIIIIDS



LOOOL
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:24, archived)
# Haha
true.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:21, archived)
# SHOW ME YOUR CRUFT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:31, archived)
# HEE-HAW!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:32, archived)
# WHERE IS DOCTOR DYSLEXIA'S EPIC POST?
IT MAY BE A CASE OF TOO LITTLE TOO LATE BY THE TIME IT COMES AROUND.

I AM SO SAD AND DOLEFUL RIGHT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:37, archived)
# BADADINGDINGDINGDING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 5:14, archived)
# SHOW YOURSELVES!
 
COME OUT AND PLAY WITH US
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:25, archived)
# HIT A HOME RUN FOR LIL TIMMY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:30, archived)
# WHY DONT ALL THOSE LURKING TWUNTS JUST
FUCKING POSTLOL
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:31, archived)
# OK . . . I've hit a brick wall . . .


Gone fish scaling . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:32, archived)
# IM A FUCKING FISH AND IM NOT FUCKING FUNNY

HAHAHAHA
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 4:33, archived)