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# He has to be teh luckiest man alive!!
With his wife doing everything he says!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:46, archived)
# until one day she sets fire to his bed when he's passed out drunk.
 
NOT GUILTY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:47, archived)
# or chops his manhood off...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:49, archived)
# You can wear a coat without a hood!
Just don't go out in the rain!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:50, archived)
# A penis is just a penis.
 
MANHOOD IS AN ELUSIVE, INTANGIBLE QUALITY, THE SUBTLE AROMA OF A WET DOG IN A GREENHOUSE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:55, archived)
# i'm off to the lab to find the MANHOOD.
wish me luck.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:59, archived)
# "I NEVER COULD STOP HIM FROM SMOKING IN BED"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:52, archived)
# He's going to wake up dead one day
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:50, archived)
# She loves doing those things for him.
It's a pity more womem aren't like her!
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:54, archived)
# Oh yeah lol, he makes her feel really "special"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
one of the best!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:58, archived)
# *chases with big knife*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:59, archived)
# Oohh, that's a big heavy knife,do you want me to hold it for you?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:01, archived)