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# One for teh motel...do we just post these here?

'ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:11, archived)
# Heh.
 
You can leave it here, and lazygamer might find it - or better yet, message him.
www.b3takit.co.uk/motel/

The big version of mine's still at the bottom of the page.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:17, archived)
# that link work for a few seconds then it says cannot display page blah, blah, blah
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:50, archived)
# try clicking 'back'
It may work then.
/same problem blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:51, archived)
# So refresh it.
 
IT'S NOT MY FUCKING WEB SITE IS IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:51, archived)
# NEVER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:52, archived)
# damn work's comp crashes when I open that motel link :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:51, archived)
# Yeah, I know..
operation aborted or some such.

Doesn't seem to be affecting this PC too much..
but something is rotten with his site.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:53, archived)
# This is the gaz link, anyway.
 
www.b3ta.com/gaz/write/11938
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:56, archived)
# Works fine over here
but it does take up a good 35 megs of ram when I open it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:57, archived)
# It's still awesome enough to go through that though.
Maybe everyone should close outlook, excel and photoshop before looking at it.

It can be like a lunch break for the self-employed and another tough day at the office for the rest of us.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:02, archived)
# I'll be building a more efficient site
tonight (it will only load up ~20 images at once)

/points out my 4 year old iBook is loading the site up no problem ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:18, archived)
# I'm using a PIII-400 with 192MB RAM for Internet at work
and have no problems loading the page
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:40, archived)
# 'Ning Jeccy!
Luvlee :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:36, archived)
# get me beer woman!
ning Jeccy

ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:38, archived)
# 'Ning Nibs!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:39, archived)
# ning Trels
I have continued my cake breakfast by having carrot cake and Bakewell tart this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:40, archived)
# ohhh
bakewells!
the KING of cake!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:41, archived)
# ning ivesy
yes - people just leave these things lying around on their desks, so I have to tidy them 'away'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:42, archived)
# minesweeping for cakes....
*goes for a wander around the workshop*
i found some MRSA....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:43, archived)
# I have the same problem
MRSA? Check
E Coli? Check
Black Death? Check

*dies*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:44, archived)
# *takes corpse away for various reasons*
ahem....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:46, archived)
# I wouldn't touch those bubos if I were y...


Too late
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:47, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:48, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ptui! Rotten stuff!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:43, archived)
# that does it!!!
*takes back command*
to the brig woman, until you can appreciate a nice bakewell!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:44, archived)
# It's the almondy-ness - bleurgh
Give me chocolate any day
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:45, archived)
# *starts hoarding chocolate for anyday*
is that after sunday?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:47, archived)
# Before, during and after!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:50, archived)
# *gives*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:55, archived)
# *does happy dance*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:01, archived)
# *is aroused*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:03, archived)
# Is it just me or is Fonejacker not actually all that funny?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:38, archived)
# i deliberatly didn't watch it because it looks like bollocks..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:42, archived)
# I downloaded the whole season yesterday
and I gave up halfway through the first show.

I just wanted to make sure I wasn't missing something before I deleted it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:50, archived)
# haha!
'didn't want to miss anything'
it might be because i'm old and miserable but a whole programme about prank phonecalls doesn't do it for me..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:51, archived)
# From what I've read it sounds like cack.
 
How does it compare to Crank Yankers?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:51, archived)
# That's the main reason why I want to give it a chance rather than just canning it.
Special Ed will always hold a dear place in my heart, but I think that's just because it was the only comedy on the tv whenever I wanted to watch something funny.

Buggered if I'm sitting through 3 hours to make a decision though.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:55, archived)
# ah
thats the life...
beer me woman!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:40, archived)
# He has to be teh luckiest man alive!!
With his wife doing everything he says!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:46, archived)
# until one day she sets fire to his bed when he's passed out drunk.
 
NOT GUILTY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:47, archived)
# or chops his manhood off...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:49, archived)
# You can wear a coat without a hood!
Just don't go out in the rain!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:50, archived)
# A penis is just a penis.
 
MANHOOD IS AN ELUSIVE, INTANGIBLE QUALITY, THE SUBTLE AROMA OF A WET DOG IN A GREENHOUSE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:55, archived)
# i'm off to the lab to find the MANHOOD.
wish me luck.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:59, archived)
# "I NEVER COULD STOP HIM FROM SMOKING IN BED"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:52, archived)
# He's going to wake up dead one day
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:50, archived)
# She loves doing those things for him.
It's a pity more womem aren't like her!
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:54, archived)
# Oh yeah lol, he makes her feel really "special"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
one of the best!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:58, archived)
# *chases with big knife*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:59, archived)
# Oohh, that's a big heavy knife,do you want me to hold it for you?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:01, archived)
# I keep meaning to do one of these
Just never get round to it
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:46, archived)
# Meet your neighbour

(Barbega Dont forget about Burma, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 9:14, archived)